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They said, Al Capone, did you not declare your income?Wow, the brewery has 6000 million, you are awesome, little brother, let us check your business bills!
hee hee jg.
In 1931, it took irs three years to finally find out Al Capone's statement, formally charged him with tax evasion, and finally Al Capone was sentenced to 11 years in prison.
【Shock!In those years, the boss of the yakuza gang taught you: to make money, you must declare and pay taxes on time! ! 】
The Eagle Sauce people have a saying, "Only death and paying taxes are eternal."Hollywood dares to hack everything, cia is a ball, you are full of gangsters; fbi is a ball, you embezzle public funds; the president is a ball, you have Fahrenheit...cough cough; but irs...forget it, it's time to fill in the tax form .
It is rumored that "Earth ol" is a copy of the four hell difficulty levels, tax evasion in Eagle sauce, drug trafficking in rabbits, hostage in polar bears, and president in the Great Cold Nether Kingdom.
Society, society!
Murphy's family couldn't escape the clutches of irs. Although Murphy did not have a medical license, nor did the medical center have a business license, his family still paid taxes as usual, but only used other tax items to fill in the tax bill.
Of course, Murphy is not that kind of big hawk sauce. He is a staunch member of my rabbit. Naturally, it is impossible to add to the hawk sauce. Most of the medical expenses traded in cash will definitely be hacked... ...ahem!
"According to the above, we can donate some money to some charities, buy luxury goods, stocks and other ways to deduct taxes, which can reduce the tax to 20." Mindy looked at Murphy and said: " Brother, do you think we need to add something to our house?"
It is impossible to evade tax, and it is impossible to evade tax in this life. Only by depositing cash can we barely maintain a living like this!
Murphy thought about the things at home and said, "How about we buy a car? It's still a bit troublesome to always go to the car dealership to rent a car. In the past, our family had no money, but now that we have money, we can buy one. car."
"Okay." Mindy took notes on paper.
After breakfast, Murphy was not in a hurry to open for business, and went directly to a 4S store with Mingdi. Anyway, the medical center in Chinatown is not the only one.
On July 7, the weather is fine, it is suitable for funerals and masturbation.
There was no turbulence in the process, Murphy and Mindy listened to the shopping guide introducing the performance conditions of various cars.
Murphy and Mindy's budget for the car was about $20.
It's just that Murphy and Mindy didn't expect to meet two acquaintances in the 4s store - Daisy and Kiko!
"How did the two of you get together?" Mo Fei looked very surprised.
Meeting Murphy here, Daisy and Kiko were also surprised.
"We are netizens who have been friends with God for a long time. After the seventh uncle's affair is over, we will look for her to face Ji!" Kiko said casually: "How did you know each other?"
In the villa of Seventh Uncle, since Mo Fei, Tang Ren and the others were obviously a group, when Kiko and Qin Feng were chatting, the two sides met and greeted each other, so they could be considered acquaintances.
"Me?" Mo Fei smiled and said, "I have treated her."
"Healing?" Kiko gave Murphy a strange look: "Aren't you a detective?"
Chapter 45: Am I, Murphy, not flirtatious enough?
Murphy: "..."
At that time, she brought Qin Feng to find James. If she took him seriously, she should check his information, right?Now it seems that he has no sense of existence in her at all.
Even if you are not Qin Feng, your son of destiny, but you don't have to be like this...
After all, he is also a quiet handsome man.
Is it that I'm not coquettish enough, or is it that you Kiko has too much vision?
Bitter wine into the throat pain jg.
kiko: Do I have to tell you about my dad who is a local tyrant in Dubai?
When she makes friends, she never cares whether the other person has money or not, whether he is handsome or not.
"Detective?" Daisy asked Murphy curiously, "Isn't he a doctor?"
"Don't Lu Xun have a good saying, a cook who doesn't want to be a tailor is by no means a good driver!"
"Did Lu Xun say that?" Kiko was fascinated.
"Young people, you still need to read more!" Mo Fei said earnestly: "Lu Xun said it well, if you are ugly, you should read more!"
Kiko heard that what Murphy said should be Lu, I said everything, Xun, rolled his eyes.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Murphy asked.
"Daisy is going to buy an RV, let me give her a reference." Kiko said.
Murphy nodded.
After a few words of greeting, Murphy and Daisy Kiko separated, after all, they were not too familiar with each other.
Murphy and Mindy ended up picking up a Ford gt500 Cobra.
Ford engineers added elements of the Bullitt model to the Mustang's 46-liter V8, making it 315 hp and 440 Nm of torque.The entry-level 40-liter V6 engine is unchanged, and the maximum output is still 210 horsepower and 325n·.Springs, shock absorbers and stabilizer bars have also been re-tuned, while the braking system has been greatly improved, and the new car will come standard with ES.At the same time, the suspension system has also been re-tuned, with 19-inch wheels and a 6-speed manual transmission, the Shelby gt500's fun to handle and the passion that erupts in sports are enough to intoxicate.
A sports car with good performance, just for Murphy to practice driving skills.
……
"Old man Mo, are you at home? Going out to pick up guests."
Murphy even shouted a few times, but there was no response from the gym, so he kicked the door of the gym.
"clang!"
The harsh sound of the iron gate suddenly erupted.
"Which bastard kicked the door of my house?" Mo Yougan put down his earphones and rushed out angrily.
Ever since he got the $250 million in private money he earned from Uncle Seven, he has given a lot of rewards, so that I don't know how many young ladies are eager to take over his favor.
But it's driving him to hell!
Just now he was flirting with a sister in the live broadcast world and was inviting her to make an appointment to play the merry-go-round together, when Murphy kicked out.
"I called you so many times to pick up customers, but you didn't respond." Murphy shrugged innocently.
"It's your kid? Why, I figured it out, you want to be my teacher?" Mo Youqian instantly entered the state of being a strict teacher: "Then I can tell you, it's a simple matter to be a teacher, you need After my three tests..."
"Got it! You're too deep into the play!" Murphy stretched out his hand to stop and rolled his eyes: "Who told you that I'm here to apprentice?"
"Then why are you here?" Mo Yougan asked in confusion.
"You're not a boxing gym, I'm here to learn boxing, not the kind of apprentice!" Murphy said.
"Want to learn boxing without taking a teacher? No teaching!" Mo Yougan sneered.
"Don't teach me even if I give money?"
"I don't teach you money!" Mo Yougan said decisively, "Is Mo Yougan a person who lacks money?"
After getting the $250 million bounty from Uncle Seven, he has already swelled. How much can he charge for apprenticeships in a few boxing gyms?
If this kid doesn't take a teacher, I, Mo Yougan, will starve to death, die outside, jump off the roof of the Empire State Building, and I won't teach him boxing!
"Really?" Murphy nodded, turned to Mingdi and said, "Then let's send a pennant to Mr. Mo Yougan! Teachers have profound morality and work hard like bees. Professor apprentice, I have to be an actor at night, lie down on the ground..."
"Your boxing style is pretty good, but the three-body style is far from good! This is not good, how can the internal skills of the internal boxing be poor!" Mo Yougan watched Mo Fei demonstrate his own boxing skills, and said amiably: "Come on, let me demonstrate it to you."
[Watch a wretched old man demonstrate Xingyiquan (bah, old beast!), gain 2 experience points. 】
[Xingyiquan lv3: You have finally left the category of weak chickens, and you are barely considered a character!But don't provoke extraordinary human beings, or you will still be unable to escape the fate of rbq. (Experience 7500)]
What the hell!
Murphy was startled.
Although he had long known that his Xingyiquan would make a lot of progress from the lousy old man Mo Yougan, he never thought that the old man would be so good, just standing here and listening to him would be able to get 2 experience points... …
You know, he was ravaged by Mindy for about 10 minutes at home before he could get 1 experience point.
And the reason why Mo Fei came to Mo Youqian today is mainly because after his Xingyiquan was promoted to level 3, the effect of training with Mindy became worse and worse.
In the past, it only took two to ten minutes to get 10 experience point, but after that it took four to five ten minutes, or even an hour.
Mo Fei's eyes changed when he saw Mo Yougan.
This is a wonderful sheep waiting for his wool!
Following Mo Yougan's explanation, Mindy, who was watching silently on the side, also practiced the three poses in the way of Mo Yougan.
Mo Yougan's ability to kill zombies with one punch and the miraculous increase in strength that happened to Murphy made Mindy full of curiosity about Xingyiquan.
And what opportunity is more helpful for practicing Xingyi Quan than listening to Mo Yougan, a master Xingyi, in front of him?
"I've been talking for so long, did you listen to me?" Mo Yougan frowned, looking at Mo Fei and said with a bad look.
"I'm listening, you continue to speak." Mo Fei grinned.
Mo Yougan didn't believe it. His mouth was dry, and he saw that Mindy, an outsider, was cultivating in the way he said, while Murphy stood there stupidly, motionless, smiling at him, and then It's like watching a monkey show!
"Then you demonstrate what I said." Mo Yougan suspected that this stinky boy was just taking him as a joke.
Murphy sighed, he was telling the truth, how could you not believe that Mo You did such a bad old man!
According to what Mo Youqian said, Murphy demonstrated it once, and the movements were very standard, even better than Mindy who practiced while listening to Mo Yougan not far away!
"How is that possible?" Mo You's dry eyes almost popped out.
He is so old, and he has never seen Murphy's doing better than someone else's sweat!
Mindy's actions made him extremely satisfied!
And Murphy's answer can be said to be a textbook!
How could he know that the world of persecution is comparable to ordinary people?
Chapter 46: Happy
In Mo Yougan's eyes, there is only one explanation for this, that is, Murphy's talent is really good!
"Boy, you really don't think about taking me as your teacher?" Mo Youqian couldn't bear it, and said in a seductive tone, "I can spare you the extra test, you know that there are not many opportunities like this! "
"I refuse!" Mo Fei rolled his eyes and said, "Don't say you gave me three tests, even if I gave you three tests!"
"Hey, you can have this." Mo You's eyes lit up and said, "Would you like to give me three apprenticeship tests?"
Murphy: "..."