A life with the Author

[3rd POV]

In the unforgiving lands of the frigid North, Tai Lung was training for the next chapter of his conquest. He was preparing himself on that lonesome winter, to challenge the world.

A giant he may be, but the world was bigger.

It would not be an easy feat, it would be the greatest test of his strength and legacy. He would come out of this, either with eternal glory or as a corpse, one of the many who failed to claim the world as their own.

But as he was training in the middle of a blizzard, a weird sound caught his sensitive ears. it sounded unnatural, which was a surprise since the place should be completely void of life.

*Bo-oop*

It sounded like a drop of water. A small wave in a still body of water. The sound held a grave weight to it, as if reality had been punctured.

Followed by....

"I HATE YOU!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!" A scream, followed by many other curses that should never be put into words.

Tai Lung got up and looked towards the direction of the sound which was above. Whoever was cursing so loudly was in the middle of falling from the sky.

He made a quick calculation of the distance and where the person was going to fall and Tai Lung blitzed towards that location.

He reached the place even before the person who was falling reached the ground. He hid behind a mound of snow, his white fur acted as a natural camouflage and he stayed still and silent, like the feline he was.

The person crashed into the snow at last. He fell head first on the white blanket of snow and remained there for a few seconds, until the cold bit against his skin.

The person took a deep breath and rolled on his back. "Holy Shit!! I thought I was gonna die."

It was then that Tai Lung got the surprise of his life. The person who had fallen from the sky had no fur on his body and with he memories of his past life, he could tell that it was a human.

A man to be exact. A man wearing clothes which did not suit the weather. He had messy purple hair which was barely visible as snow was stuck on it. One other thing Tai Lung noted was that the man was a looker by human standards.

Tai Lung was surprised and he decided to lay low and observe in silence.

{I told you, didn't I? It would only feel like you fell into a pillow.}

"Yeah, and you know that how?"

{Frozen, duh. Anna said so.}

"I hate you."

{You would do well to be respectful to your own Author.}

"Pftt, what will you do?"

{Well, I can always start by changing the tag from comedy to tragedy.}

"...."

{...}

"I'm sorry."

{Well you bett-}

"Is what I would've said if I didn't know you can't write proper tragedy and you will lose lots of your readers if you did that." he laughed by himself.

'Is he mental?' Tai Lung thought to himself as he observed the strange human who started talking to himself and laughing in the middle of nowhere.

This was because Tai Lung couldn't hear the Authors voice - {} - which only the person can hear. To Tai Lung, it seemed like a madman talking to himself.

Nevertheless, Tai Lung continued observing.

"So." The man said and quickly stood up while dusting off the snow, "Where are we?"

{I said it before, 'I don't know'. The world you will land in is completely random. I can only choose what tier the world is going to be.}

"You said you didn't know where we were going. But now we are here, yet you still don't know where we are." The man said with a sigh, "Some Author you are."

The man looked around the surroundings very carefully and to Tai Lung's odd surprise, he noticed him immediately.

"Ummmm.." The man froze like the ice around him and his eyes remained locked on Tai Lung.

Since his cover was blown, Tai Lung decided to stop hiding and he slowly walked out. He strode confidently towards the odd man.

"Is that what I think it is?" The man said, still frozen on his spot as Tai Lung approached.

{Yes. I think he is...}

"A walking cat." the man gasped.

{What? No! That-}

Tai Lung froze, "A cat?"

He didn't know what he should feel. The words were offensive but the intention behind it was genuine wonder and a tinge of excitement.

"It talks too!!" Now the man was full on excited like a kid receiving a Christmas present.

{Shut up moth*****er. He will kill you!!} The author warned inside his mind. {That's Tai Lung!}

"Who?"

{Tai Lung! From that Panda Kung Fu movie!!}

"Oh." His eyes widen in realization before his body tenses and he immediately creates distance.

Tai Lung carefully eyed the young man as he moved away with impressive footwork. A madman he may be but Tai Lung realized that he was also a Kung Fu master.

"Why the fuck am I in Panda Kung Fu? You promised me adventures and beautiful heroines!! Not fuking furries." The man cursed "And why is he here? Shouldn't he be in prison?"

"Huh. You know who I am?" Tai Lung raised an eyebrow when the man asked why he was here and why he was not in prison. Those were the only things he understood from the crazed ranting which was almost incoherent in his ears.

The man stopped ranting and focused back on him.

"I do. You are Tai Lung, the son of Shifu and a warrior turned villain." he said, "I should warn you though, I am the main character. So even if you are stronger, you can't win."

Tai Lung stood there, dumbfounded at the man. Was he genuinely crazy and retarded.

"Who are you?" Tai Lung also asked in return.

"Me?" The man said, still cautious, "I am Yuito Fujtia, the main character."

"You've said that before."

"Well, important things need to be said twice.": The man huffed, telling himself that he was the main character so he would probably survive this confrontation even if it became violent. He was being delulu but that was the only way he could stay calm at the moment.

What kind of shitty luck does he have? The moment he dropped into a new world he met with the main villain.

"Can you fight?" Tai Lung asked with a smirk as he observed the man's experienced stance.

"?" Yuito thought carefully for a moment. "No."

*Fooowsh!!*

Tai Lung blitzes at Yuito. His eyes widened for a moment before his body moved with the grace of water even in his panicked state.

He blocked the punch but he slid a few meters away.

"Lies." TaI Lung said. He had just attacked him with the speed of flashsepts but the man was able to react. Even tigress might not be able to react to such a sudden attack.

"You can fight."

"Holy shit." Yuito was having a mental breakdown. He barely reacted with the help of Ultra insect and animal instincts coupled with bullet time. He felt his heart thumping loudly.

Speed was always his forte but he could not catch up with that speed at all.

"Before we do this.." Yuito said and composed himself. "I have pregnant wives at home. Six of them. And I have a baby."

Tai Lung looked at him weirdly. Did the man really tell him that hoping for mercy.

"And you tell me this because?"

"Just letting you know that I have people back home who needs me and depends on me. " Yuito said and his face tensed and became serious.

"So I can't loose. No matter what."

"Was that suppose to be scary?" Tai Lung asked.

"No, but this is... " Yuito said and moved his limbs in a hypnotic way that imitates water.

"I have dad strength and I will show you which one of us was made in the image of God!!" Yuito said his scary line.

....

{Wait Yuito!! You don't have to worry. I finally realized where we are after seeing him use falsettos.}

'Huh? I though we were in Panda Kung Fu?'

{Yes we are but not the original. We are in a fanfiction of that world, and it also happens to be my other book. He is a good person unlike the original.}

"I see." Yuito said with a nod and his posture relaxed.

Tai lung was again surprised at that. Who the fuck remained cautious when they met a stranger but relaxed after he was attacked?

What an odd man.

"So you're a nice guy too. That's good to know." Yuito said and wiped a sweat.

"Well, nice to meet a fellow victim of the author," Yutio said with a wave. He was relaxed now, maybe too relaxed.

{Oi, show some respect dude. His book did miles better than yours did.}

"What?" Yuito scoffed "Impossible. The readers love me."

{Yeah, his story brought me to number 1 rank in the first week while I got HUNDREDS one-star reviews which I have to constantly delete on your first week.}

Yuito laughs.

{Its not funny.}

"I do not know what is wrong with you but you can fight. I want to test how strong humans are." Tai Lung said.

"A spar?" Yuito shrugged "Okay."

Yuito was much relaxed, now that he knew he was not facing the main villain and instead, a fellow MC. The author also said he was safe so he took his words on it.

After all, he didn't get hurt falling from the sky last time.

Yuito got into position. As a battle manic, he would love the thrill of fighting a non-human like Tai Lung, it would be his first time as well.

As long as his life was not threaten. Because unlike his hey days (recklees days) his life was not only his own.

It was also theirs.

"Okay. A spar then, using only our body. No plot armour allowed." Yuito said and got into a stance of Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist.

That actually got a chuckle from Tai Lung who was weirdly fond of the madman.

{This is good. It's your first fight outside your universe so the limiter on your special skill should also be lifted. This means you can grow stronger much faster}

{We will have to leave afterwards though. This is not where we want the second book to start. It will be a fanfiction of a fanfiction which is just messy.}

Yuito got more hyped up hearing that.

Then the fight between the two main characters started. No plot armour, they only used their fists. This was great for Yuito cause his plot armour would never be able to contend against a Chinese plot armour anyway.

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*BOOM!!!*

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(A while later)

"Oh!! I think I get it now!" Yuito said as he wiped his bloody nose.

"Is this how you do it?"

*BOOOM!! *

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Author : This is just a chapter I wrote purely for fun because I am sick and don't want to write the usual chapters.

Imagine this taking place after the end of the story and Yuito finally gets mulitversal travelling with the Auhtor for more content. It will be his new job after winning all world titles and having kids.

Of course time is slowed down so he will come back to his world at the end of one day like an office worker. I will probably make a new book where he just go around different verse and do things for fun.

Try reading my other story, 'More than a Dragon Warrior'. It has gone full world-conquering, nation building and full of action