1000 shades of god

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System Message: "Legion Multiplication Activated"

[Congratulations, Lord Adam! The 1000x multiplier has been triggered!]

[Random troops have been increased exponentially.]

As Adam gazed at the ever-expanding list of his newly upgraded legions, he couldn't help but to tremble. The system's transformation notifications came in rapid succession. His modest army, once a collection of diverse but low-ranked troops, had become an unprecedented powerhouse.

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Initial Troop List (Pre-Upgrade)

Categories:

Trash: Weak, unremarkable units.

Normal: Average soldiers with standard capabilities.

Super: Units of extraordinary strength or skill.

Noble: Elites in their respective classes.

Commander: Exceptional leaders with tactical advantages.

King: Apex warriors of their kind.

Saint: over the emperors

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Notification: "Rank and Production Changes Detected"

The list transformed into something unfathomable. Each troop's rank and production capabilities were upgraded according to the 1000x multiplier system. Here's the detailed breakdown:

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Trash → Noble

Devouring Slime (Noble)

Production: 40,000/day

Special Ability: Assimilates organic/inorganic material to evolve further.

Flying Humanoid Ants (Noble)

Production: 15,000/day

Special Ability: Flight and swarm tactics; can coordinate through a hive-mind.

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Normal → Commander

USSR Red Army (Commander)

Production: 1,500/day

Army Effect: Increases morale and efficiency of nearby troops by 20%.

Steel Birdman (Commander)

Production: 200/day

Special Ability: Aerial reconnaissance; precision bombing;high speed.

4. Titanic Golems (Commander)

Rank: Commander

Production: 50/day

Special Ability: Immovable defense; immune to magic-based attacks.

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Super → King

Giant Werewolves (King)

Production: 7/day

Special Ability: Titan size, Unmatched regenerative capabilities and night-time enhancements.

Shinobi (King)

Production: 10/day

Special Ability: Masters of nijustsus ; can sabotage enemy ranks; you know what it is;

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Noble → King

Terminator (King)

Production: 3/day

Special Ability: Near-invincible, relentless pursuit of targets.

Crafter Scientists (King)

Production: 3/day

Special Ability: Designs advanced weapons and technology for the legion.

3. Nano Swarm Engineers (King)

Rank: King

Production: 10/day

Special Ability: Constructs and repairs weapons and fortifications in real-time.

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Commander → Saint

Predator Xenomorph (Saint)

Production: 1/day

Special Ability: Bio-weaponry, acid blood, and rapid evolution, super genes.

Hell Griffin (Saint)

Production: 1/day

Special Ability: Fire manipulation; aerial combat superiority.

1. Void Specters (Saint)

Rank: Saint

Production: 1/day

Special Ability: Intangible; can phase through matter to assassinate enemies.

Earth Elves (Saint)

Production: 1/day

Special Ability: Nature manipulation; high resistance to elemental attacks.

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King → Legendary

Dwarf Emperors (Legendary)

Production: 20% per day (6/month)

Special Ability: Superior crafting skills;could analysis anything within their reach ;fortifications gain 500% durability.

2. Phoenix Ascendants (Legendary)

Rank: Legendary

Production: 15% per day (5/month)

Special Ability: Rebirth upon death; eternal inferno fire.

Holy Dragon (Legendary)

Production: 20% per day (6/month)

Special Ability: Divine fire breath; can bless allied troops with temporary invincibility...[more]

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Saint → Top Legendary

Magicians of Three Realms (Top Legendary)

Production: 10% per day (2/month)

Special Ability: Masters of elemental, spatial, and time magic.

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5. Ethereal Harbingers (Top Legendary)

Rank: Top Legendary

Production: 5% per day (1/month)

Special Ability: Heralds of doom; can summon catastrophic events like meteor storms.

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He promptly fainted.

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This enhanced list and analysis introduce a clear hierarchy, diverse abilities, and expansive lore. Would you like to delve deeper into a specific troop's backstory or explore Adam's strategy for using these legions?

Here's the rewritten version with humor, including non-veg jokes, while preserving the original content and adding a light novel format flair:

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HIS POV

"What... what happened? Is what I'm seeing for real?"

I blinked my eyes open. For a moment, I thought I was in a fever dream fueled by bad takeout. Before me stood an army of beings—soldiers, strange creatures, and one blob wobbling like it just came out of a bad nightclub. They were all bowing to me with the kind of loyalty you'd expect from fans waiting for a K-pop idol's signature.

Who the hell are these people?!

"Who... who the hell are you guys?!" I blurted, half-expecting someone to hand me a juice box and call me their savior.

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THIRD-PERSON POV

The gathered army didn't move. Not even a shuffle, like they were waiting for a cue in a badly directed play. One figure stepped forward—a squat old dwarf with a beard so bushy it looked like he was smuggling small woodland animals in it. His face was serious enough to make a funeral look like a comedy show.

"Lord," the dwarf began, his voice deep and reverent, "we are the young born of your majesty's womb—"

Adam nearly choked. "Excuse me? My what?!"

"Your creation," the dwarf continued, ignoring the interruption. "We are your blood and soul, your power and will. We are ready to travel to the ends of the world with you until our last breath."

Adam gawked at him, wondering if he should feel flattered or call HR.

The dwarf knelt dramatically, slamming his fist to the ground like an overzealous RPG character. "HONOR THE LORD! OUR LORD'S WILL IS OUR WILL!"

"OUR LORD'S WILL IS OUR WILL!" Thousands of voices echoed, the roar so loud it rattled Adam's bones. One guy in the back was so enthusiastic he sounded like he was having a religious experience—or a particularly satisfying climax.

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HIS POV

What. The. Actual. Hell.

I stood there, frozen, my brain desperately trying to load the latest patch notes of reality. Slowly, it dawned on me—these weren't just random extras. They were my troops. My literal blood and soul. My power and will.

In simpler terms: I was their king, their god, their... weird creator dad?

A few minutes later, the realization hit me like a truck in an isekai plotline—I'd been gone for a year. The former me? Completely silenced. Now, standing before me, hundreds of thousands of beings were calling me their lord.

Oh, and I had unread messages. A lot of them. With a mix of dread and curiosity, I opened the Global Chat window.

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GLOBAL CHAT

Goddess of Unlucky:

"Guys, please! Someone be my lord and protect me. I unlocked trash-tier subjects: red grasshoppers. Like, literally. WHO in their right mind would rule over a bunch of farm feed?! They don't listen to me, scatter everywhere, and ruin my food stash. 😭"

PigDwarfKing:

"Cry me a river. I unlocked pig-faced dwarves with scruffy beards. They're uglier than my ex's feet, don't do anything useful, and grunt like they're auditioning for a porno. I thought I'd need Viagra to motivate them, but now I'm looking for cyanide instead."

CamelLord1337:

"Pfft, you think that's bad? I got camels. FIFTEEN a day. I can't even ride them properly without feeling like I'm cheating on my chair. At least they don't think, though. Beat them a little, and they do whatever you want."

SmartGuy42:

"Dumbass! Don't beat them! If their loyalty drops below 30%, they'll rebel. And trust me, getting a camel horde mutiny isn't something you want."

CamelLord1337:

"Wait, what?! I thought they were, like, born to serve!"

SmartGuy42:

"Nope. Loyalty is divided into six levels. Let me enlighten you peasants:

Salvation (100%): They'll throw themselves in a blender if you ask. This is basically a myth.

Fanatical (90%): Die-hard stans who'll die for you, no questions asked.

Great Loyalty (70-80%): They worship you but might hesitate if you tell them to jump off a cliff.

Average Loyalty (50-70%): They obey out of duty but have their own desires.

Tyrannical (30-50%): They start fantasizing about freedom and low-key hate your guts.

Betrayal (below 25%): They're just waiting for the right moment to shank you in your sleep."

GlowWormMaster69:

"Oh no. My glowworms' loyalty started at 60%. Does that mean they'll stay like that?"

SmartGuy42:

"Not necessarily. Feed them properly, nurture them, and they'll worship you eventually. But if you neglect them or someone more attractive comes along, they'll bounce."

GoblinLove:

"Cool, thanks. Now, anyone know how to trade? I got mucus goblins. They keep trying to mount me in my sleep."

GorillaTrauma:

"Dude, that's nothing. I unlocked three super sperm gorillas. TWO are males. One keeps eyeing my ass like it's prime rib. Please, someone save me. I don't want to be part of a gorilla harem!"

FishingLegendLee:

"Stop whining. I'm stuck on a floating iceberg. No fire, no shelter, just me and my giant polar bear. I've been eating raw shrimp for three days. The bear just stares at me like I'm the snack. At least I have fish. Anyone wanna trade?"

PhotoDeerLord:

"Trade? Lol. I got a photo deer that shoots lightning. It needs to 'rest' for seven days. Lazy bastard. I swear I'm babysitting a Pikachu knockoff."

CamelLord1337:

"Bro, stop oversharing. You know the treat level here is 100%. If regional lords or other bad actors see this, you're screwed. Mark my words."

The chat abruptly fell silent after that, save for a few stragglers debating whether eating their subjects would lower morale.

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Adam closed the chat with a sigh, massaging his temples. It was going to be a long day.

Now everyone got attribute buff package.....

As soon as albert opened it

Ding