Presumptuous [entertainment Circle] (GL)

Chapter 98: 098

As soon as Qin Yinong’s “Yes” hit the ground, he staggered under his feet and was rubbed into the embrace of Xiang Nuan.

The action was reckless and eager, which was very different from the calmness Tang Ruoyao used to be in front of her.

Tang Ruoyao hugged her hard, holding her back firmly with one hand, preventing her from escaping a bit.

Qin Yinong opened her eyes and heard the sound of her breathing deep in her ears, feeling the uncontrollable trembling of her body, and the soft sniffing sound she tried to restrain but still accidentally leaked. .

Every time it felt like a burn on her heart, it made her eyes sore.

It’s hard to like someone like yourself, right?

Qin Yinong raised his face calmly, placed his chin gently on Tang Ruoyao’s shoulder, and put his backhand around her waist.

Tang Ruoyao’s arm tightened again, before Qin Yinong noticed the pain, he released his strength in time. She didn’t forget at this time, don’t hurt the other party.

The two embraced quietly and speechlessly in the darkness where they could not see their fingers, and Tang Ruoyao’s feelings of falling and rising gradually calmed down.

She touched Qin Yinong’s ears affectionately, still holding her hands without letting go, she was delighted to be able to hold them for a while.

Her short relaxation was caught by the keen Qin Yinong.

Qin Yinong squeezed her wrist around her, motioning her to let go.

Tang Ruoyao curled his lips, and kissed her side face softly with his lips, still letting go.

“Go back.” Qin Yi said lightly, leaving the balcony first.

Tang Ruoyao followed her step by step, the corners of her lips raised.

From the dark to the light, Qin Yinong’s figure became clearer and clearer. Tang Ruoyao seemed to have been injected with a shot, and his goal in his heart became firmer and firmer.

She wavered, but she gave up like this before she thought. Unless things turn out to be irreversible, she is ready to fight Qin Yinong for a lifetime, and Qin Yinong’s “Yes” tonight is an unexpected joy.

This is a signal that Qin Yinong is shaking, how can she not get excited.

She was very restrained now and didn’t let herself jump forward in small steps.

Qin Yinong suddenly turned his head, Tang Ruoyao was panicked, and quickly retracted the overly brilliant smile on his face, pressed his lips, and looked back at her two-pointedly.

“…” Qin Yinong retracted his eyes, looked forward, and the corners of his lips curled upwards.

Little bastard.

Tang Ruoyao is a person who advances and retreats well and has a sense of measure. She will be driven by emotions, but she will not completely lose her reason. After Qin Yinong gave a preliminary response, she did not choose to follow up, nor did she rush to strike while the iron was hot.

Some people are suitable to take advantage of the victory and pursue them, but Qin Yinong is not. She is like a snail that fears the outside world. She lives in her own small house all the year round. The more she pushes her, she hides farther and hides. Go deeper and never show your head again.

She needs endless patience to slowly let her see the beauty of the outside world until one day she comes out willingly.

If the road between them is one hundred steps, Tang Ruoyao is willing to take one hundred and one steps, then turn around and hug her from behind.

Tang Ruoyao believed that when Qin Yinong was impulsively or sensibly responding to her “yes”, he had already thought of no fewer than dozens of rhetoric and leeway to face the questions she might have, and acting skills, he had never been able to fight her. She deceived herself by acting for so long, so Tang Ruoyao didn’t use her acting skills.

She believed that what she really felt at this moment, Qin Yinong was soft, unbearable and shaken towards her.

The two people who returned to the room tacitly acted as the balcony never happened.

Qin Yinong: “I called a lawyer over, and he will arrive tomorrow morning.”

Tang Ruoyao: “Huh?”

Qin Yinong raised his eyebrows: “Don’t you ask a lawyer to handle the divorce between your father and Jiang Xuezhen?”

Tang Ruoyao said with a loud voice, “I wanted to invite it at home, but I haven’t had time yet.”

Qin Yinong asked her: “What are you going to do with Jiang Xuezhen?”

Jiang Xuezhen was shocked by Tang Ruoyao’s words today, and all his thoughts were focused on Tang Fei, thinking that as long as Tang Fei is handed over, everything will be fine. But Qin Yinong listened to Tang Ruoyao’s remarks today, she was not satisfied with only one Tang Fei.

Jiang Xuezhen is pregnant, Tang Hanzhang is a vegetable for a long time, the evidence of her derailment in marriage is solid, if it is divorced, Tang Ruoyao can completely let her go out of the house. Due to Tang Fei’s reasons, he would not do so absolutely if he had to bargain with Jiang Xuezhen with a bargaining chip.

But Qin Yinong had an inexplicable intuition. After she saw how Tang Ruoyao hurt Zhou Yi and Jiang Xuezhen today, she felt that Tang Ruoyao would not be so kind and give up all the property to Jiang Xuezhen.

Once she provokes her, she will show her claws and tear you off a piece of flesh fiercely.

Qin Yinong wondered with a little laughter: Why did she think Tang Ruoyao was a little white rabbit who was obedient, or a cub of a wolf, to say nothing.

Qin Yinong squinted his eyes.

Tang Ruoyao: “Forget the money I gave her before, she can’t swallow the money from my dad’s house.”

“That’s it?” Qin Yinong frowned.

“Be a man and stay on the sidelines.”

“You won’t see her in the future.” Qin Yinong said.

Tang Ruoyao’s eyes were light and said, “She is Tang Fei’s mother after all.”

Qin Yinong was taken aback, smiled knowingly, and said with rare praise: “You handle it this way very well.”

Tang Ruoyao didn’t want to mention Jiang Xuezhen too much, but changed the subject and said, “Is Teacher Qin sleepy?”

“Well, a little bit.”

“Go to sleep, and get up early tomorrow.”

“Um.”

Qin Yinong routinely went to bed first, lay down, and Tang Ruoyao climbed up later and turned off the light.

I don’t know when this convention came into being. They have rarely shared the same bed a few times after the relationship between their self-lovers is useless, but they have formed such a habit tacitly.

Before, Tang Ruoyao washed and waited. Qin Yinong came over. After the two of them lingered, Qin Yinong watched her sleep by the pillow so tired.

Qin Yinong withdrew his thoughts, didn’t think much, and closed his eyes.

After sinking behind her back, Tang Ruoyao naturally came over and hugged her, with her chin resting on her shoulder.

The young woman’s body temperature was high, and the two of them covered a quilt together, and the heat passed from behind and behind the bed unceasingly. Qin Yinong moved uncomfortably and said, “Hot…” and motioned her to loosen it.

The voice was dumb with a strange difference.

Tang Ruoyao immediately hugged her tighter, and her breathing was not normal.

Qin Yi said it was bad.

If something really happens at this time, she may not be able to control it.

The warm breath pours on the auricle, again and again, without any rules. Tang Ruoyao was honest, and didn’t have any cross-border behavior.

Qin Yinong’s tense nerves slowly relaxed.

Tang Ruoyao calmed down, feeling sleepy, closed his eyes and kissed the woman’s long hair softly, the corners of his lips curled slightly: “Good night.”

“Good night.” Qin Yinong replied in a low voice, but with his eyes open, he was very clear.

She is a normal woman, and at such an age, sleeping next to her is the person she thinks about day and night and puts it on the cusp of her heart. It is a lie to say that she has no faint thoughts from beginning to end.

She is used to patience, but the night drives people to indulge.

Qin Yinong’s consciousness gradually became a little unconscious, and the scent of the other party’s nose lingered.

Tang Ruoyao had several small slings, one after washing and one, she also deeply implemented the daytime saying “Only for Qin Yinong to see”, she practiced very well. The young man was full of fire, thinking about something messy in his heart, sweating from the heat, and moving restlessly under the covers.

She cared about Qin Yinong, making minimal movements, and deliberately not to disturb her, so as not to disturb her sleep. Therefore, although she is holding Qin Yinong, she is very careful about her measure. According to the truth, as long as Qin Yinong doesn’t move, she will not be touched.

She gently kicked the quilt to dissipate her air, but she suddenly felt a strange coolness.

Tang Ruoyao instantly stiffened his back, and his eyes widened in the darkness.

Qin Yinong didn’t move next to her, very nervous, holding his breath, his heart beating quickly out of his throat.

Puff–

Puff and puff–

She heard Tang Ruoyao’s breathing turbulently in her ear again, heavier than before, and her exhales and inhales were heavy, allowing the night to spread to a deeper and quieter place.

The curtains penetrated into the outside community, and the lights of an unknown house were reflected on the wall in front of them.

Qin Yinong stared at those fuzzy spots.

Suddenly her gaze turned backwards, and the light spot in front of her disappeared. Tang Ruoyao’s enlarged face was replaced with a soft touch suddenly coming from her lips.

Tang Ruoyao opened the hair on her face with his fingertips, stopped behind her ears, and stroked it with his thumb once, making Qin Yinong’s scalp tremble. Without giving her a chance to buffer, Tang Ruoyao found her hand with the other hand and kissed her deeply.

Qin Yinong reflexively encircled her and snorted.

Because of the openness and quietness, the voices of each other in the room are exceptionally clear.

His heartbeat was about to explode, Tang Ruoyao let go of the woman in his arms, and his slender fingers moved from behind his ears to his cheeks. Qin Yinong’s face was hot, and his breathing was hot, partly because of lack of oxygen and partly because of estrus.

The more you can’t see the other’s expression, the less the cautiousness of looking forward and backward, and only relying on the state of mind at this moment.

After a brief separation, Tang Ruoyao made a comeback.

The light spot on the wall shook for a moment, and flashed through Qin Yinong’s pupils that had lost focus. Qin Yinong’s eyelashes trembled slightly, and he twisted his knuckles, but Tang Ruoyao buckled it tighter, and could not help laughing as if she was afraid that she would escape.

Soon, the smile on the corner of her lips could no longer be maintained, and her teeth suddenly clenched her lower lip, her expression forbearing.

She remembered that the soundproofing of this house was not good, very bad.

Tang Ruoyao gently pressed her thumb on the corner of her lips, kissed her again gently, and thoughtfully silenced her uncontrollable voice in his mouth.

…

Qin Yinong’s teeth slackened, resisting the urge to choke, lay down and breathed gently, his heart undulating evenly. Tang Ruoyao threw a few paper towels into the trash can, took a long coat from the closet and put it on him, and went out to pour water.

She didn’t turn on the light, touched the kitchen in the dark, and came back from the dark, almost tripping over the corner of the bed.

She also didn’t speak, raised her head and took a big sip of water, put down the water cup, bent over, straightened Qin Yinong’s face, and slowly passed the water until she felt Qin Yinong’s head shaking, and then she stopped. I drank all the remaining water in the glass. She still felt thirsty, and went out to pour another glass before coming back.

Tang Ruoyao climbed up to sleep, took the woman into her arms skillfully, dropped a soft kiss on her forehead, and closed her eyes.

Qin Yinong also closed his eyes, breathing very shallowly.

***

Guan Han’s strict biological clock and assistant duties made her get up on time at 6 o’clock in the morning, be a ghost in the living room, and review Qin Yinong’s itinerary by the way. I’m fine anymore, and play games with the newly registered trumpet online.

Assistant Guan was alone, except for the last time Tang Ruoyao was forcibly pulled into a team, and never teamed up with anyone. She cooks authentically, cooks naturally, cooks as it should be, and she is indomitable.

After landing into a box for the Nth time, Guan Han heard the sound of the door opening.

She looked up and saw that it was Tang Ruoyao’s room. Not surprisingly, it was also Tang Ruoyao who came out first.

Guan Han glanced at the phone time: 7:20 in the morning.

According to Qin Yinong’s previous work and rest, she woke up a long time ago, especially when she slept all afternoon yesterday, she should wake up early. As expected, no one could escape in Beauty Township.

Today I want to see the lawyers Jiang Xuezhen and Qin Yinong invited, so Tang Ruoyao dressed more formal, with a white shirt, slim trousers, and the button meticulously buttoned to the second to last one. She raised her eyes to the assistant Shangguan’s eyes. I always feel that the other party has no deep meaning.

Tang Ruoyao folded his cuffs and walked in front of Guan Han to greet him in a low voice: “Morning Guan Han.”

Guan Han also whispered back to her: “Morning. Did you sleep well?”

Tang Ruoyao licked his lips unconsciously, his eyebrows flashed with self-confidence, and said, “It’s okay.”

She didn’t hear anything last night, did she? Two doors away, shouldn’t it? Tang Ruoyao thought nervously.

Seeing you are so nervous, something must have happened, right? Guan Han’s eyes flowed over Tang Ruoyao’s five unnaturally tightened fingers.

“I’m going to cook porridge.” Tang Ruoyao said.

“Go.” Guan Han asked, “Is Sister Qin awake?”

Tang Ruoyao turned his back to her, his shoulder line visibly straightened for a moment, and his voice was low: “No, wait until she tells you to go in again.”

Guan Han: “Good.”

Tang Ruoyao went into the kitchen, brought it to the door, and washed rice and cooked porridge. She stroked her fingers in the slightly cool water, she did not know what she was thinking of, and she pursed her lips, and her ears were quietly stained with light powder.

Qin Yinong’s…very warm.

***

Qin Yinong opened his eyes when he heard the sound of the door being brought together, Tang Ruoyao’s footsteps went away, and stared at the ceiling above his head.

Staring for a while, she pulled the quilt up and covered her head.

The slender figure of the woman in the bed rose into a ball.

The sound of footsteps at the door approached, and Qin Yinong quickly restored the bed to pretend to sleep.

There was a rustling movement in the ear, and the ring like a trash can was taken off and gently placed on the ground. Tang Ruoyao stared at the paper towels in the trash can for a few seconds, and the corners of his lips raised slightly. He tightened the mouth of the bag, replaced it with a new trash bag, and went out lightly.

Qin Yinong glanced aside and saw the brand-new garbage bag: “…”

What happened last night came to mind more clearly than before.

Qin Yi hissed loudly, and there was a hint of happiness or sorrow flashing between his eyebrows. He slowly lay on his side and closed his eyes and sighed.

Attracting each other, feeling uncomfortable, impulsive, faceless to see people.

She huddled in the bed as an ostrich. I don’t know how long it took before Tang Ruoyao came again. This time she knocked on the door.

Three beeps, neither light nor heavy.

Qin Yinong pretended to have just been awakened, and said vaguely: “Who?”

“I.”

“What’s up?”

“The porridge is ready, Teacher Qin wants to get up for breakfast?” In the same tone as usual.

Qin Yinong was startled slightly, and said, “I’ll change my clothes, and you can tell Guan Han to come over.”

Not long after, Guan Han was holding his clothes and knocked on the door of the room. At first glance at the trash can, he didn’t leave any evidence. Well, it is true to cover up. Don’t think she didn’t see Tang Ruoyao going out and throwing trash.

Qin Yinong changed his long sleeves and looked hesitant when he left the room door.

“Sister Qin?” Guan Han asked back.

“It’s okay.” Qin Yinong adjusted his emotions and walked out.

“Ms. Qin is early.” Tang Ruoyao, who was passing by with a plate of peanuts that had just been fried, greeted her calmly.

Qin Yi took a deep breath without a trace: “Ms. Tang is early.”

“Go brush your teeth.” Tang Ruoyao said with a smile.

Qin Yi nodded his head.

Guan Han, with his fiery eyes, immediately noticed something wrong. What happened to Tang Ruoyao’s appearance that he had the upper hand? Did she stand up and take the counterattack? Didn’t see sister Qin getting up in the morning with sore waist and leg pain?

Qin Yinong entered the bathroom, closed the door, opened the collar of his sportswear, and took a close look at the mirror.

Fortunately, Tang Ruoyao knew the severity and left no mark on her.

Looking at her attitude, she should be going to reveal it lightly. Qin Yinong squinted her eyes, saying that she didn’t have to find a reason for herself to stop her overly arrogant arrogance.

However, Tang Ruoyao’s attitude of lifting weight and lightness made Qin Yinong feel a little uneasy in his heart. Isn’t the little **** thinking about other ideas?

She finished washing absently, and the porridge on the table was ready to dry.

Tang Ruoyao made two side dishes, stir-fried potatoes and peanuts with peppers, which happened to be served with porridge. The three southerners ate with gusto, Guan Han was expressionless and drank the porridge silently.

During the meal, Guan Han answered the phone and said that the lawyer had arrived.

Tang Ruoyao: “It was about nine o’clock or ten o’clock when we came here yesterday. Jiang Xuezhen should also come around at this time. Tang Fei stayed in the room for a while, and I told you to come out and you come out again.”

Tang Fei nodded obediently.

Tang Ruoyao looked at Qin Yinong: “Teacher Qin…”

Qin Yinong said: “Am I staying in the room too?”

Tang Ruoyao said, “Well, I told you to come out again.”

The corners of Qin Yi’s lips made a playful arc: “Come out to support you?”

Tang Ruoyao smiled shyly: “It may not be useful, you just lend me Sister Guanhan.”

Qin Yinong tilted his head: “She?”

Guan Han became the target of the two again, very innocent.

She took the initiative to explain: “In case someone wants to attack Teacher Tang, I can be a human sandbag.”

Qin Yinong vetoed: “I’m just sitting in the living room.” She didn’t believe that Tang Ruoyao could handle it well, but she had to watch it with her own eyes, otherwise she was not at ease.

Tang Ruoyao pursed his lips: “…Okay.”

Still didn’t want Qin Yinong to help her everywhere.

Qin Yinong glanced at her, his eyes darkened.

Jiang Xuezhen and Zhou Yi visited the house on time at ten o’clock in the morning. Now that everything has been said, Zhou Yi no longer avoids suspicion, holding Jiang Xuezhen’s arm, his tone of voice is gentle, caring, like a good father and husband, and he doesn’t think of himself as a junior at all.

It can be seen that people can persuade themselves even if they are shameless.

Jiang Xuezhen’s complexion was very poor, her makeup couldn’t hide her haggard, her eyes were black and she hadn’t fallen asleep for the whole night, after all, she was her biological son with affection. Today, she was a bit more face than Zhou Yi. After entering the door, she waved her hands frequently to refuse his support, but Zhou Yi refused to listen and insisted on helping her sit on the sofa.

The lawyer Qin Yinong invited stood up, handed out his business card stylistically, and said politely: “My surname is Chang, Miss Tang’s lawyer, who is solely responsible for the divorce, property division, and Tang Fei’s attribution, just tell me what you want.”

Jiang Xuezhen’s ordinary people from the market have lived for most of their lives. The moment they saw a picture that would only appear on TV, Mr. Ji couldn’t help but feel helpless. She took the business card and passed it to Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi spontaneously stepped forward and said calmly: “Hello, Lawyer Chang.”

Lawyer Chang: “Please sit down.”

Lawyer Chang said: “My client requested that Ms. Jiang return the money from the sale of the real estate under her name, and hand over her brother Tang Fei to the capital to raise her. I don’t know how the two are thinking about it?”

Jiang Xuezhen’s face changed, her lips trembled, and she said, “Didn’t you say that Tang Fei should be handed over yesterday?” It can be seen that she has decided not to Tang Fei.

Tang Ruoyao breathed a sigh of relief.

Even if the possibility is small, Tang Ruoyao thought that if Jiang Xuezhen insisted on Tang Fei, this would be a lot trickier. In addition to the previous discount, Tang Fei’s subjective wishes should also be reconsidered.

Lawyer Chang smiled: “No, that’s just a requirement. You cheated during your marriage, do you still want Mr. Tang to go out of the house? You can’t take all the good things, don’t you?”

Jiang Xuezhen looked at Tang Ruoyao, Tang Ruoyao snorted coldly.

Zhou Yi said, “The house is in Xuezhen’s name, and she is responsible for the sale. Why do you say you have to go back if you want to go back?”

Lawyer Chang pushed his glasses, and said unhurriedly: “I think you should understand the concept of a husband and wife’s common property. Ms. Jiang and Mr. Tang have been married for more than ten years. The house belongs to common property under whose name. According to the data, the house was transferred to Ms. Jiang after the marriage, and Ms. Jiang had no income after the marriage, and the mortgage was repaid by Mr. Tang.”

Zhou Yi said: “You took all the money away, how will I live with Xuezhen and the child in her stomach in the future?”

Lawyer Chang smiled slightly and said nothing.

Tang Ruoyao interrupted, “You can’t even support your wife and children, and you still want to get married? Don’t you want to be a soft rice man by relying on Jiang Xuezhen?”

One thing Jiang Xuezhen is particularly good about is that she respects herself very much, never wrongs herself, and everyone else has to stand aside. When I was with Tang Hanzhang before, I had to live comfortably at home. After Tang Hanzhang’s accident, she relied on Tang Ruoyao to save a lot of money, played mahjong outside and went shopping, carefree, and the quality of life rose instead of falling. Later, I met Zhou Yi, and the two of them had sparks, but Jiang Xuezhen wanted to find someone to rely on, so that she could spend the rest of her life with peace of mind, rushing to live, instead of raising each other.

If she really wants to raise a man, she can find a little white face to be pleasing to the eyes, so why bother to find Zhou Yi with an average appearance and average salary.

As soon as Tang Ruoyao said this, Jiang Xuezhen immediately looked at Zhou Yi, and his eyes flashed suspiciously.

Zhou Yi first gave Tang Ruoyao a hard look, held Jiang Xuezhen’s shoulder, and explained in a low voice: “Don’t listen to her provoke divorce, I am thinking about our future children. How expensive is it for children to go to school now, don’t you remember the previous Tell me, will Tang Fei go to a summer camp abroad for more than 100,000? Can our children be worse than Tang Fei?”

Jiang Xuezhen yelled, “But Tang Fei has her older sister…” Her child does not have Tang Ruoyao as a sister, so she is not merciful in giving money to her family.

The two murmured, as if they had a disagreement.

Tang Ruoyao held up a cup of water and sipped water, and his eyes passed Qin Yinong, who was a needle of the sea god, inadvertently.

Qin Yinong seemed to be in a trance, touching her sight, the corners of his lips were barely lifted, showing a smile.

Tang Ruoyao squinted her eyes, recalling the direction she had just seen, as if she was looking at Jiang Xuezhen and Zhou Yi? What’s so good about these two people? It’s better to look at her more.

The two men murmured for a long time, Jiang Xuezhen frowned and turned aside, obviously not reaching an agreement. Zhou Yi looked up and said in a discussing tone: “Can you give me another day to think about it?”

Tang Ruoyao is firm: “No, there must be results here today.”

Jiang Xuezhen looked around, and suddenly shouted: “Where is Xiao Fei? Did you hide Tang Fei? There is no reason to prevent your son from seeing his mother. You call Tang Fei out and let him say that he is willing to follow Who.”

Tang Ruoyao didn’t speak, she stood up on the sofa and walked towards Tang Fei’s room. Guan Han took three steps and two steps to stop her, and Zhou Yi stopped Guan Han again.

Qin Yinong coughed lightly.

“…” Zhou Yi helped Jiang Xuezhen to sit back.

Tang Ruoyao raised his voice and shouted, “Tang Fei, come out.”

The soundproofing at home is not good. Tang Fei heard it plainly inside, and went straight to Tang Ruoyao and passed without even looking at Jiang Xuezhen. He lowered his head and said, “My sister and I.”

Tang Ruoyao patted his hand and motioned him to Qin Yinong, lest the two dogs jumped over the wall in a hurry.

Tang Ruoyao said coldly: “Did you hear that?”

Jiang Xuezhen’s face was like ashes.

Tang Ruoyao calmed down and said, “I took Tang Fei away. I didn’t mean to let you sever mother-child relationship with him. He is still your son. You can visit him in the capital with my permission. He is free on vacation. I can come back to see you. The capital’s education conditions are so good, isn’t it more profitable than staying in City Z?”

Jiang Xuezhen suddenly raised her head, with a hint of disbelief in her eyes.

Didn’t it mean that I can’t see you again in the future?

Tang Ruoyao continued: “The child in your stomach is your child. Isn’t Xiao Fei the child you gave birth to in October? How can a mother be so kind and indifferent? I assure you that you returned the money. I don’t move any money, and I use it all on Xiao Fei.”

Jiang Xuezhen fixedly looked at her: “What you said is true?”

Tang Ruoyao lifted his chin: “You don’t know how I have treated Tang Fei these years? Besides, do you think I am short of money?”

Jiang Xuezhen suddenly turned his head and glanced at Qin Yinong, which made the two parties present feel confused. Even Jiang Xuezhen could see that they had a close relationship?

The existence of Qin Yinong gave Tang Ruoyao more credibility. Jiang Xuezhen thought for a while and gritted his teeth and said, “I promise you.”

Zhou Yi hurriedly pulled her arm and whispered, “She is clever and cunning, don’t be impulsive!”

“I’m not impulsive.” Jiang Xuezhen broke Zhou Yi’s hand finger by finger, looked at Tang Ruoyao seriously, and said, “I promise you, I don’t want your dad’s house and leave it to Xiao Fei. ”

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