Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Torifu, don't be ridiculous. Who would want to exterminate the Ino-Shika-Cho clans?"

“Ino-Shika-Cho are a fundamental pillar of the village, and I know it perfectly!” Danzo's expression was angry, but his voice became calm, a bit like whispering, and said: "It's not like you don't know what Uchiha's situation is now. Everything I do is for Konoha."

“Don't give me that!” Torifu sneered. "What happened to the Uchiha clan was caused by you. Do you really think that after I retired, I can't find out anything?"

"What you've done to the Uchiha clan over the years, if it were me, I would have torn you to pieces by now."

"Danzo, if you treat others as fools, be careful of becoming a fool yourself."

He looked at Danzo sarcastically and said: “Why have you always sent Ino-Shika-Cho to fight the Uchiha? It’s because of me, right?”

"This……" Shikaku looked at Torifu in surprise.

"Uncle Torifu, what's going on?"

Torifu pointed at Danzo's nose and cursed loudly: "This bitch, when I was the guard of the Second Hokage, I beat him a lot. This is revenge on me."

Shikaku was stunned.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Danzo slammed the table angrily and said: "I'm telling you, Torifu..."

“Don't tell me more!” Torifu interrupted Danzo's words directly and said coldly: “Back then, you were a despicable guy. You didn't have much talent, but you had a strong temperament. How many times did I hit you? I can't even remember it. Do you dare to say that you don’t hate me?”

"You... You…" Danzo was trembling with anger.

"What am I?" Torifu sneered. "I'm telling you, stop trying to attack the Ino-Shika-Cho clans, otherwise, I will kill you. Even if Hiruzen is present, I dare to do it!"

"Hokage assistant? Bullshit!"

"Akimichi Torifu, do you really want to ally yourself with the Uchiha clan?" Danzo said angrily: "Everything we do is inherited from the teacher, and you want to go against the teacher's will?"

"Here we go again!" Torifu's gaze turned cold. "Danzo, tell me, if the teacher came back to life and saw you now, what would the first thing he do?"

“What would our teacher do?” Danzo laughed coldly. “Of course, I would clean the house. Torifu, you have already completely betrayed our master's will…”

"Fuck you, you are shameless!" Amidst a furious roar, Torifu's fist suddenly enlarged.

"Partial Multi-Size Technique!"

[Boom!]

Danzo was sent flying by a giant fist. He flew very high, and several shinobi had to intervene to save him.

...

[Crack.]

The bong fell on the table and rolled to the floor. Hiruzen looked in amazement at the figure that had been thrown.

Danzo, is that you Danzo? Who dares to bully my Danzo like this! You don’t want to hang out in Konoha, do you?

"Uchiha Funan!" Hiruzen changed his expression and said, "Quickly, go see what's going on with the Hokage's assistant. In addition, the ANBU has gathered and is ready to mobilize the Jonin in the village at any time."

"Yes!"

This time, Hiruzen was determined. Instead of leaving through the front door, he followed his disciple Jiraiya's example and jumped out the window.

He was really worried that Danzo had done something to anger Funan, causing Uchiha to directly start a coup.

Konoha was on the brink of destruction!

The Uchiha were prepared and united. Who knows how much it would cost Konoha to eliminate them.

However, when he arrived at the place, he was perplexed. It had nothing to do with the Uchiha. In fact, they were helping to calm the situation.

A burly man, with a large stick, was chasing Danzo mercilessly.

"Stop, stop!" The Third Hokage roared angrily and said: "Danzo, Torifu, what are you two doing?"

After Danzo saw the Third Hokage, he said excitedly: "Hiruzen, you are finally here."

However, Torifu just glanced at the Third Hokage, swung his stick, and said coldly. "The matter between Danzo and I has nothing to do with you, Hiruzen, I'm warning you, come out or I'll beat you up too!"

Many people's eyes widened.

Torifu, the old man, usually went unnoticed, but when he exploded, he didn't give the Hokage any face. Despite that, the Third Hokage smiled with resignation and showed no anger.

"Stop!" The Third Hokage stood directly in front of Danzo and said: "They are over sixty years old. How can they behave like this?"

No matter how arrogant Torifu was, he couldn't really attack the Hokage. He snorted coldly, put away his stick, and said. "Hiruzen, this time I'll give you a little respect. I won't hold it against you. But if Danzo tries anything against Ino-Shika-Cho again, I'll break his legs."

Danzo was furious, cursing in his mind.

The Hokage smiled bitterly and said: "What's wrong with you two?"

Torifu looked at the Hokage defiantly. "Haven't you seen the list?"

"What are you talking about?" The Third Hokage said with a wry smile: "Danzo's performance is indeed lacking. Calm down, let's go and have tea in my office."

"No need!" Torifu refused without hesitation. "I'd better go back and eat my barbecue."

Looking at the huge body, getting further and further away, the Third Hokage sighed.

"Still the same!"

Danzo looked angry: "Hiruzen..."

"Okay, okay!" The Hokage said with a bitter smile, "Let's talk about it back to the Hokage Residence!"

When the two returned, Koharu and Homura were already waiting.

The expressions of the two of them were a little weird. They also saw the scene just now, which reminded them of the past. That fat man with a hot temper was really their nightmare back then.

Each of them had suffered at his hands, including Hiruzen. Only Uchiha Kagami, the good man back then, had a good relationship with him.

The Third Hokage sighed, picked up his pipe from the ground, lit it, and said: “Danzo, why did you mess with that fat old man? Haven’t you suffered enough for him in the past?”

Danzo had a sullen face and said nothing. Today, he was really humiliated.

"Is this the end of it?" Danzo looked annoyed.

"What else do you want?" Hiruzen said helplessly: “You know very well what Ino-Shika-Cho's status is in Konoha. They are not like the Uchiha. They are very loved and, furthermore, if that list becomes public, who will take your side?”

Danzo said coldly: "I also want to complete the formation of the Roots as soon as possible so that I can deal with Uchiha. It's not like you don't know that Uchiha is getting stronger and stronger."

These words made the rest of the Konoha Corrupt Quartet frown. They also discovered the recent changes in Uchiha.

"Hiruzen, what Danzo said makes sense!" Homura looked at the Third Hokage and said: "We can't let Uchiha continue to be strong like this."

The Third Hokage smoked his pipe and said slowly: “Do you have any ideas?”

"Ideas?" Danzo smiled coldly and said: "Leave this matter to me!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone including the Third Hokage shuddered.

Koharu said timidly: “Danzo, this…”

Why do you keep interfering? Haven't you caused enough trouble? If you continue like this, we are worried that we will not be able to maintain security in the central Konoha area, including the Hokage Residence.

"Ahem!" The Hokage coughed dryly and said: “Danzo, stay calm. The situation is still in our favor. Do not rush. Let's take things calmly."

"Hmph, just wait for my good news!" Danzo sneered, tapped his cane, and walked away with confidence.

Koharu said with a grimace: "Hiruzen, this... is Danzo too confident?"

"We have no other choice." The Third Hokage grimaced. He sighed quietly and said: "Go and call Kakashi."

"Yes!"

"Hiruzen..."

"Forget it, let's give Danzo one last chance!" The Third Hokage shook his head and said: “Actually, we don't have much choice. We will see how far it goes this time.”

Koharu and Homura looked at each other, both reflecting their unease.

Shikaku had a complicated expression. He looked at Torifu who was eating meat and asked softly. "'Today, hehe, you really scared me, old man. Will there be a problem?"

"What can be the problem?" Torifu sneered. Seeing that the new generation of Ino-Shika-Cho had arrived, he motioned for them to sit down. Then he started eating the barbecue without any courtesy.

Shikaku and Inoichi sat on the side in a dignified manner. What happened today really shocked them.

"Tsk!" Torifu made a sound of contempt. “Shikaku, haven't you already made a decision? Why do you keep worrying?”

Shikaku was surprised and asked: “Do you know?”

Suddenly, he understood. Everything that happened today was partly due to Torifu's temper problem and partly to give him confidence and defend him.

At the same time, he wanted to express his voice and make it clear that Akimichi Torifu was still strong and present.

Torifu glanced at him and said: "I live in seclusion, but I'm not dead."

In the past, he had also dominated the Ino-Shika-Cho Clans for a time and had undoubtedly left many connections.

Shikaku had been doing a lot of things recently, and he had obviously noticed it.

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