Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

A group of people with red eyes were sitting together for a meeting.

 

Funan took out his standard equipment again and sipped tea on the side. He also took out a recliner, but was kicked out by Setsuna, almost flying out with him. Are you playing here in the Uchiha's most crucial meeting?

 

“Funan!” Fugaku suppressed his anger and said: "The whole family is following your orders. You need to be more serious about it."

 

Funan said in shock: "Am I not serious?"

 

Fugaku resisted the urge to roar: "What do you think?"

 

"I feel like I'm doing well." Funan responded.

 

At this moment, Setsuna and Soji also looked at him with evil gazes.

 

“Okay, okay!” Funan reluctantly put down the teacup in his hand and said: “Let me say a few words. First…”

 

“You dare to try this nonsense!” Fugaku activated his Mangekyo Sharingan.

 

"Clan leader, are you particularly irritable today?" Funan said timidly.

 

"Nonsense!" Fugaku said angrily: "Do you know how my day was? I almost got into a fight with Danzo, and the civil war in the village almost started today."

 

Thinking about it, even he was surprised by his behavior today. Incredible! Was it really him? Reviewing his actions of the day, he began to sweat, but of course, he wouldn't admit it.

 

"Yes!" Setsuna nodded repeatedly and said: "Funan, don't you know, our patriarch finally showed some character. I thought someone was controlling him with genjutsu."

 

Fugaku looked at him coldly. What did he mean by that? Was he implying something? He was the head of the clan!

 

Thinking of Danzo's blue face today, Fugaku felt secretly happy. He had wanted to slap that face for a long time. He would have the chance!

 

Fugaku looked at Funan. With this guy here, there was no need to worry.

 

"Nuisance!" Soji sneered and said: "What kind of genjutsu can a Mangekyo Sharingan control?"

 

A few glances imperceptibly passed over the head of a certain guy with his head lowered.

 

Funan really wants to know if the Kotoamatsukami with the strongest illusion can control someone with the Mangekyo Sharingan.

 

If the Kotoamatsukami could truly control anyone, there would be no need to do anything but calmly wait for someone like the black mosaic, focused on saving his mother, to rescue Otsutsuki Kaguya and then… A Kotoamatsukami…

 

Oh, forget it!

 

It’s not that Funan looks down on Shisui, but it’s just that he absolutely can’t do it.

 

Even the Dance King, when facing the Kotoamatsukami, would probably just laugh and say: "Don't stop, keep dancing!"

 

So, what are the limits of the Kotoamatsukami? Could an experiment be done?

 

Funan touched his chin. Fugaku is impossible. The filial son is no longer the number one filial son of the Ninja World. Him himself is even less likely...

 

Wait! There is! There is still another Mangekyo Sharingan. Funan's eyes lit up.

 

According to Funan's speculation, the great stupidity that is Uchiha Obito, he definitely couldn't sit still after such a big thing happened in Konoha. The other party should come to visit him in the next few days.

 

There is absolutely no pressure to use the Kotoamatsukami on that bastard.

 

Uchiha Obito, the villainous mini-boss of the Naruto Series.

 

Funan doesn't have a good impression of this guy at all.

 

Uchiha Itachi could at least explain that he was lost on the road of life. After all, having a father like Uchiha Fugaku was under pressure from the Hokage. After all, having a father like Uchiha Fugaku and being under the pressure of the Hokage, under that double pressure, anyone would have collapsed.

 

'Mmmm, that's understandable.' Natsuo thought. 'My disciple Itachi is so pitiful... You, Obito Uchiha... You're just an idiot! If the person you love dies, you can avenge them. You kill everyone in Kirigakure, and no one will say anything. Even those who find out might give you approval. You might as well find a way to resurrect her...'

 

'What has Konoha done to make you so angry? The town where you grew up, the family that raised you and gave you life, how have you turned them into a disgrace?'

 

'On the night of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox's attack, almost half of Konoha was dyed red due to your actions. Namikaze Minato was sincere with you, right? You killed his wife and left a small child to survive alone.'

 

'The Uchiha clan are your family and have the same blood as you, But you joined forces with the one-eyed bandaged and Itachi to destroy them.' Just thinking about that person makes Funan feel a toothache.

 

Sometimes you can't just blame the Hokage line; The problems also come from the Uchiha.

 

What left Funan speechless the most was that after obtaining the eyes of Nagato, Obito's grandson, he did not seek to find a way to resurrect Nohara Rin and was instead obsessed with the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

 

'So the fate of the world depends on the life or death of your little girl? Does the world have to restart if she dies? Speaking of which, how does the plot develop if I revive Nohara Rin? I hold Nohara Rin in my arms in front of you every day, and I constantly make you witness our displays of affection. I don't think you can keep your composure.'

 

'By the way, you are Uchiha Madara now, you are not Uchiha Obito.

 

'Like Madara you don't have to care what he does with Rin.' Funan smiled with a holy expression.

 

“Funan!” Setsuna lowered her voice, with a threatening look. "What are you thinking about again?"

 

Funan sighed and said: "I'm thinking about Uchiha's future..."

 

How can I believe you? Look at that mean smile on your face.

 

Looking at the cold gazes of several people, Funan explained: "I'm really thinking about the future... forget it!"

 

“This time, I almost destroyed the root. Danzo will be very honest in a short period of time. The Uchiha, as I said before, should meddle less in other people’s business, learn more ninjutsu, and express our ‘goodwill’ to the villagers.”

 

Everyone was speechless. Do you still want to torment them? What level of genjutsu would the Uchiha smile have according to the classification of Justus? Anyway, it disturbed the minds of quite a few villagers.

 

These past few days, the villagers have begun to get used to it to a certain extent, so there haven't been many incidents. On the first day, there was quite a lot of chaos, it seems that it even reached the Hokage's ears.

 

"By the way, why did I hear that the clan members encountered difficulties in learning Ninjutsu?" Funan said in surprise: "It should be easy for Uchihas to learn ninjutsu, right? What's the point of having the Sharingan, can't they just copy ninjutsu?"

 

According to Funan's understanding, the Uchiha's learning of ninjutsu should be absolutely smooth. One person learns a ninjutsu, and the others copy it.

 

They should finish learning in a few days.

 

After all, what he brought out was not any particularly advanced ninjutsu. There are only a few A-level ones.

 

"It's not as simple as you said?" Fugaku said angrily: "One member learns, the others copy, that's fine. But what about the first to learn? It's only been a few days since the Justus came into the hands of the clan members."

 

“Furthermore, copying with the Sharingan differs from person to person, and not everyone can copy it perfectly just by looking at it.”

 

Funan pursed his lips and said, "You mean they are worse than an outsider."

 

Fugaku's eyes twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Hatake Kakashi became a jonin at the age of twelve. At that time, Konoha was in a period of war, and yet he was the only one."

 

"Not to mention now in times of peace. If all the clan members were that level, would we still need you to lead the Uchiha clan? I would have beaten that old Hokage a long time ago!"

 

"Cough, cough." Uchiha Soji couldn't help but cough. In the past two days, not only have the ordinary clan members changed, but Fugaku has also gone wild.

 

Uchiha Soji became more and more convinced that Funan is different from them, from his thoughts to his actions, and now it's starting to affect them.

 

"Alright." Funan said without worry. "That's not urgent, anyway, we're not going to start a fight."

 

From beginning to end, Funan’s purpose of strengthening the Uchiha clan and weakening the Hokage line was to avoid civil war. What's so good about the Civil War? It is better to play little by little.

 

"Funan..." Fugaku looked serious and said: "Will there be war between the Uchiha clan and the village?"

 

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