Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

This root member under Danzō is a member of the Yamanaka clan.

 

The ninjas of the Yamanaka clan are good at controlling the minds of their enemies. They can invade and read the memories of others, including the dead. They also have the special ability to transmit messages to their companions. They also have excellent sensory abilities, which allows them to sense the Chakra of others and know where they are as well as analyze said Chakra.

 

In order to confirm Kato Fuuko's words, Danzō adopted the most violent method, directly destroying his mind and cutting off the possibility of the other party lying at the root.

 

Moments later, the scenes that happened today were transmitted to the Konoha Power Quartet by the Yamanaka clan ninja using secret techniques, so that they could see them with their own eyes.

 

Danzō also kept asking questions. Every question was answered accurately. This made the Konoha Power Quartet's expressions become increasingly grim.

 

Does Hyūga really want to join forces with Uchiha? When the last question was asked, the answer made Danzō's face twitch unnoticeably.

 

"How do you determine that those two people are Uchiha Fūnan and Hyūga Hiashi?"

 

"My perception ability has been greatly improved recently, and I have reached the Jōnin level. I happened to have met Uchiha Fūnan and Hyūga Hiashi, so I remember their chakra."

 

A Jōnin level sensor type ninja? The Third Hokage felt his heart twitching. He looked at Danzō angrily. What type of ninja is the least common? Sensor type and medical-nin!

 

Even in Konoha, which has a lot of money, there are definitely not many ninjas of these two types.

 

Not to mention a young Jōnin like Kato Fuuko. This is definitely a talent. He can enter the ANBU without having to consider his loyalty. And now he has sacrificed himself like this?

 

It's not that the Third Hokage is soft-hearted, but that they clearly have a way to get the answer without hurting Kato Fuuko, but it will just waste more time.

 

Are there many Jōnin in Konoha? Are there many Jōnin who are loyal to him? Just to save a few more hours, sacrificing a sensor Jōnin? This is a fucking Jōnin!

 

The Third Hokage felt like he couldn't hold himself any longer.

 

"Danzō!"

 

The Third Hokage roared from his throat.

 

"Okay, Hiruzen!" Danzō said lightly: "He is just a Jōnin. By sacrificing him, we can be sure that Hyūga and Uchiha want to unite, so we can prepare countermeasures as soon as possible. This is a good thing."

 

He waved his hands quickly, and the two Root ninjas quickly took Kato Fuuko and left here.

 

"Hmph!" The Third Hokage snorted heavily: "Now it's confirmed, what are you going to do?"

 

Danzō said coldly: "If I want to attack these two clans directly, I guess you are not willing to do so, right?"

 

"Of course!" The Third Hokage said without hesitation: "These are the two oldest clans in Konoha. Without evidence, do you plan to attack them? Are other ninjas willing to help you?"

 

"Also, do you really think these two clans will just wait for you to wipe them out? Do you really think they won't fight back?"

 

"Then let's change our approach!" Danzō said calmly, "To put it bluntly, all this fuss is just because of two people, Hyūga Hiashi and Uchiha Fūnan. As long as they are dealt with, everything will naturally recover to how it was before."

 

The Third Hokage was not happy at all and was still smoking. How easy you make it sound! He laughed inwardly. Are those two people easy to deal with?

 

Each member of the main branch of the Hyūga clan is more protected than the last, let alone the clan leader, Hyūga Hiashi. If it were possible those members of the main branch would like it if every time they eat something, someone would test if there were poison in their food!

 

As for Fūnan...

 

The Third Hokage glanced at Danzō. That one has a grudge against this one. The two have secretly fought several times over the years. Isn’t Fūnan still alive and well?

 

On the contrary, Danzō suffered a considerable loss.

 

For a moment, Danzō felt deep malice. He looked at the Third Hokage angrily: "Hiruzen, what do you mean?"

 

"What can I mean? You are overthinking." The Third Hokage shook his head and said: "Danzō, it's time to temper your temper. Look at me, I just lost a sensor Jōnin, and I'm not even angry."

 

Danzō: "..."

 

"Ahem!" Homura coughed dryly and said: "I have an idea."

 

Danzō turned to him and looked at him with disdain in his eyes.

 

"It's hard to imagine that you two can come up with any good ideas. If you don't make things worse, that will be enough."

 

Koharu: "...I feel offended."

 

The Third Hokage looked as usual: "Homura, you tell me."

 

"Uchiha Itachi!"

 

When Homura said this name, everyone present was silent for a moment.

 

Finally, Danzō nodded slowly and said: "Let me handle this. It will be a good opportunity to test Itachi's loyalty."

 

The Third Hokage continued smoking, with a worried expression. He admired Itachi very much. At such a young age, he has such a fiery will of fire and is definitely a very good ninja. But, for the good of the village...

 

Danzō glanced at him, smiled coldly, and was about to speak when suddenly there was a rapid knock on the door.

 

'What happened again?' The Third Hokage raised his head. "Come in."

 

"Hokage-sama!"

 

The person who came was a Jōnin. He knelt on one knee in front of the Third Hokage and said in a low voice: "Uchiha, Uchiha..."

 

Sure enough, it’s Uchiha again!

 

The eyes of the four people present all flashed with coldness.

 

The last bit of hesitation in the Third Hokage's heart disappeared.

 

For Konoha! Anyone can be sacrificed!

 

There was another sentence deep in his heart, a sentence that he deliberately ignored... let alone an Uchiha!

 

"Explain!"

 

A low voice came from the mouth of the Third Hokage. At this moment, the young God of Shinobi seems to have returned. His imposing aura caught everyone's attention.

 

The Jōnin calmed down his turbulent heart and said in a deep voice: "The Uchiha...have been smiling."

 

There was a moment of silence in the entire Hokage's office.

 

Uchiha... smiled? What the hell is this? What does Uchiha smile mean?

 

The four people present had a row of question marks neatly hung on their foreheads.

 

The Jōnin also realized that there was something wrong in his words, and quickly said: "The Uchiha of the Police Force are now smiling every time they see us. We... we..."

 

The Jōnin didn't say the rest, he was really embarrassed. As a Jōnin, can he say that he is afraid of being laughed at?

 

"What a mess!" Danzō said coldly: "Speak clearly!"

 

"Yes!"

 

The Jōnin was silent for a short time, and after organizing his words, he slowly spoke out.

 

After listening, Konoha Power Quartet fell into silence.

 

It turns out that the Uchiha in the past, when they were enforcing the law, their face was mocking, expressionless, or full of provocation...

 

Anyway, there is no positive image!

 

Konoha hates Uchiha. In addition to the village's mischief, their own reasons also play a big role.

 

It’s different now.

 

Today, when the Uchihas were patrolling, they had smiles on their faces. They smiled at everyone they saw. That smile was disturbing and scared people. Some thought they had done something wrong and ran to save themselves.

 

Even those without problems were frightened by the smiles and trembled, shouting: "Don't come close!"

 

Those with health problems fainted almost instantly.

 

Some even shouted, clutching their heads, "Don't hit me!"

 

The whole village was in chaos.

 

Those who fled knocked down the vendors' stalls, the frightened waited for medical treatment, and those who stayed still also disrupted order.

 

"Enough! You don't need to continue" Hiruzen Sarutobi rubbed his brows with a headache.

 

For the love of God, what is happening! This world is crazy!

 

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