Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

"A! 2!"

Shizuku was about to explode.

"You have to explain it to me today!"

"Otherwise I will fight you to the death even if I use the Scarlet Thought Liuli in advance!"

With a sigh, A2's voice sounded again.

"System prompt: trigger task <self-deception>."

"Conditions for achieving: recognize yourself and accept the reality."

"During this period, the host's man's strength dropped sharply to 1 point, and all the man's strength will be returned immediately after the task is completed."

"System prompt: It is detected that the host is deceiving himself and others, and the host's male power has dropped to 1 point."

! !
Shizuku felt that the anger in her heart disappeared instantly, replaced by a huge grievance mixed with the urge to cry.

The noise of the classroom and the arrival of Shishui seemed to leave her at that moment.

Shizuku grabbed her hair, trying to calm down the emotional fluctuations caused by the sudden loss of man's strength.

"Woo... A2, you are too much!"

"Report: The goddess cultivation system believes that the host's self-awareness is impaired, and is helping the host to correct it."

"Do you need to stop this function."

"Yes! Immediately!"

"Report: The abort failed, please complete the task issued by the goddess cultivation system before the host, and try again."

"Your uncle's!"

Time seemed to pass only for a moment.

Shizuku looked up and saw Shisui who was still smiling at her, feeling even more irritable.

Itachi looked at Shisui without blinking, and seemed to have no reaction.

It's just that the hands under the table are clenched a little bit.

Another coach came, and he was still a young super handsome guy.

The classroom atmosphere suddenly became active.

Mainly the little girls in the classroom kept screaming.

After Zhishui finished his introduction, he began to interact with the children.

The method is quite special, and I asked to go to the podium to introduce myself.

Suddenly, there was a long and troublesome voice in the classroom, it was from the little boy.

But it was overshadowed by the little girl's scream in an instant.

The little girls raised their hands eagerly.

Shisui scratched his cheek with some embarrassed fingers.

He called one at random, and the little girl immediately burst into cheers, bouncing up to the podium.

With her hands raised in front of her chest, the little girl looked at Zhishui with eyes full of caution.

"Big brother, how old are you? Can we play together?"

"Ahaha~ Little sister, don't call me that! It will cause misunderstanding!"

"Call me teacher."

Feeling the 'murderous intent' coming from a certain direction, Zhishui broke into a cold sweat.

"Student, please introduce yourself."

"My name is Murakami Mika, ah~ big brother, brother Shisui, you are so handsome!"

The little girl hugged Zhishui and rubbed against it, immediately arousing the dissatisfaction of the other girls in the class.

"Ah! It's too much!"

"Meixiang, you sneak away!"

"I also want!"

A group of little girls rushed forward, and Zhishui responded in a hurry.

"Hey! Don't be messy, everyone, go back to your seats obediently."

Feeling bad, Zhishui raised his head and saw the girl staring at him.

Eyes met, Zhishui was about to speak when he saw the girl startled, and turned to look out the window with shame and indignation.

Shizuku was indeed angry, but it wasn't jealous as Shizuku thought.

Thinking of the task given by the system just now, Shizuku's anger began to rise again and again.

Not only Zhishui but also ferret.

I treat you as my family, and you actually...

Shizuku's face flushed red with anger, but at the same time she was a little sad.

So that's why you guys are nice to me?

Just because of this good skin?

Shizuku gradually lost control of her emotions.

She couldn't blame Zhishui and Itachi for anything.

Because that's how she appeared in front of them.

You can count on what they think.

Put all the blame on them?

Then make a female pig's feet that I feel pity for and feel sorry for myself?
Fuck meow!Labor and management are not so green tea.

What Shizuku really can't forgive is her own hindsight.

What can I do to calm these two bad relationships?

I just want to be a family member with them, so that my heart can have a harbor to rely on in this different world.

Headache and helplessness, Shizuku couldn't help destroying her brain cells, trying to tear a way out of this unsolvable problem.

But reason told her over and over again that it was impossible, that there could be no perfect solution.

In the world, only love debts are the most difficult to repay.

How can you stop others from giving to you?

Once involved, someone is destined to be hurt for it.

With the depth of affection, the hatred that frustrates the bones.

Are there still few examples of Uchiha turning from love to hate?
Is one mishandled to blacken one or both?
He's meow!What is the reason for developing into what it is now!

Shizuku was still worrying about herself, but at this moment a pair of strong and warm hands passed through her armpit and hugged her.

Yes, just hug.

In front of everyone in the class, amidst the exclamation of a group of boys and girls.

Shisui carried the girl out from behind the table.

"Sa~ I've called you for a long time~"

"Also, I'm sorry, let me introduce myself to the podium."

Eh? ?

Feeling the tactile sensation in the air, and the masculine aura emanating from Shisui's body.

Shizuku's face turned red immediately, and a sense of resistance arose spontaneously.

He's meow!What are you doing!
Shizuku flew out with a kick that hit Zhishui's chest, fell to the ground, and walked out of the classroom angrily.

But think about it, he felt puzzled, and turned back to make up for it again.

Zhishui was clutching his heart and just stood up straight when he groaned in the hollow of his leg, he suddenly became shorter.

Only then did Shizuku groan and walk out of the room door.

Crimson space, the backyard of Mashan's house.

Shizuku clenched her fists and jumped up and down, getting more and more angry as she thought about it.

Damn guy, damn it! !

He's meow!What are you doing!
I'm worrying about you and Itachi.

How dare you provoke me!
Shizuku was out of breath, walking around frantically.

The system is adding fuel to the fire at this time.

"Report: The host is detected to be evading, and the gender cognitive impairment is aggravated."

"A2, you bastard!"

"Get out of cognitive impairment, labor and management are men!"

Shizuku shouted excitedly, the resentment accumulated for a long time finally found an outlet.

"What else can I do! What else can I do?!"

"No matter how feminine I am, I'm still masculine!"

"Even if labor-capital men run out of energy, as long as I remember that I am a man, then I am a man!"

"Labor and capital will always change back!"

"A2, you promised me, you said I would definitely change back, right?"

"I can't accept their feelings, let alone accept them!"

"Even if labor and capital can't change back in a short time."

"So what if I accept it?! Two bloody men like a pervert who dresses like a woman?"

"Are they perverted or am I perverted?"

"Even if, I mean even if one day I really can't change back, I can only live as a woman."

"It's impossible for labor and management to kiss a man and still do that kind of evil thing, let him make my belly bigger!"

"If I accept one, I will hurt the other!"

"Labour and capital are not white lotuses! They are not the Blessed Virgin!"

"Why should you agree to such a bloody thing!"

"I won't give in, A2!"

"Don't want me to be involved in such a bloody incident!"

"It's a big deal and leave."

"If they're pushing me, I'm leaving!"

"Woo... bastard! I must be self-indulgent, it must be!"

"The big deal is to tell them everything, tell them I'm an outsider, tell them I'm a man."

"Everyone shoots and breaks up."

"If they don't accept it."

"Such a family, don't mind."

Shizuku calmed down and sat sadly in the corner.

"A2, I'm not afraid of them turning black, I just can't bear it."

"I can't bear to see two big boys fighting and jealous for a person who doesn't exist."

"They misuse their hearts on someone who doesn't deserve it."

"Woo... How can I bear these two fiery emotions?"

"How can it be fair to them?"

"It's going to ruin their lives, and it's going to ruin me."

A sense of powerlessness that I hadn't felt in a long time swept over me.

The girl curled up with tears in her eyes, curled up small.

A2 sighed faintly.

"The system prompts: <Self-deception> task is completed, and all male power deducted from the host will be returned."

"The intellectual charm of the host has been greatly improved, and the emotional intelligence has been greatly improved."

"An extra reward of 30 points for men's strength and 50 points for women's strength."

"System prompt: <Childhood sweetheart> <Love between master and student> <Left and right are men> Mission completed."

"The intellectual charm of the host has been greatly improved, and the emotional intelligence has been greatly improved."

"An extra reward of 10 points for men's strength and 30 points for women's strength."

Meanwhile, Konoha Ninja School.

The girl left angrily, but Itachi didn't chase her.

Because right now he and Zhishui are confronting each other between a group of little girls.

"You know that, Shisui."

"Grass in the backyard, I have something to tell you."

Itachi said calmly.

"Ah~ It just so happens that I have something to say to you."

Zhishui replied lightly.

Shaking off a few body pendants on his body, Shisui and Itachi left the classroom one after the other.

There is a lawn with three or two trees outside the teaching building.

Zhishui leaned against the tree with his arms crossed, and Itachi stood at a higher position, and the two looked at each other.

When did it start, the two gradually realized that they liked the same girl.

"What are you doing here, Shisui?"

"You shouldn't have come."

Zhishui didn't answer questions.

"What about you? Why don't you want me to come?"

"You do know, Itachi."

"Your behavior crossed the line."

"It's beyond the scope of friends."

"Even if she doesn't understand now, she will understand later."

"You're only going to make her miserable."

"In the end, I may not even have to be friends."

"Have you thought about the consequences?"

The wind blew, lifting the braid that Itachi had just raised.

"How do you know she's in pain."

"I'll let her know what's on my mind, and then..."

"Because she treats you and me as family."

Shisui interrupted Itachi's words.

"So what if I know your mind."

"Let her choose between the two of us?"

"See her in pain?"

Itachi was silent, how could he not have thought about this question.

But he is not reconciled.

Every time she confessed her love, the girl always had a crooked look, rejecting his friendship.

But at the same time the girl did not refuse his favor.

Although he knew that the girl probably hadn't considered such a question at all.

But he is not reconciled.

Not reconciled to not being able to win a city under his full offensive.

Wouldn't that mean losing to Zhishui who did nothing?
Yes, Shisui also likes girls.

He has already noticed it.

And the girl treats him as well as Zhishui.

Let the girl realize that she likes her.

Girls will also be aware of the existence of Shishui.

This is bound to force girls to make choices.

This was the result that neither he nor Zhishui wanted to see.

Who can understand the girl's mind?

Who can bear the pain of losing a girl?

"Then what do you want?"

Itachi asked calmly.

"A promise."

Zhishui looked up at the rustling leaves.

The light split between the gaps is like him and Itachi.

The shadow cast on the ground is like him and the girl.

Light and shadow cannot be separated.

But the sun will eventually set, and the light and shadow will fade away.

"Leave it to her, and give us a little time."

"During this period, you are not allowed to shoot her."

Zhishui said lightly.

"You are the one, don't use "Bie Tian Shen" on her. "

"No, what I want is her heart, so that she really likes my heart."

"Impossible, the only person she likes is me."

Itachi shook his head and said with certainty, Shisui smiled faintly.

"Ten years, no, eight years. You are not allowed to shoot her within eight years."

"When she grows up, when she really understands who she likes."

"During this time, you must not do anything that crosses the line."

"Itachi, you should know, it's impossible for your little thoughts to pass on to her beyond me."

"I will give you the chance to grow."

"You must have been strong enough by then."

"Afterwards, you and I will have an upright duel."

"Whoever wins, marry her."

"Whoever loses, voluntarily exits, and is not allowed to pester her endlessly."

"Besides, don't let her know about it."

"This is an agreement between you and me as men."

"No matter what we do in the future, we can't make her sad, understand?"

Zhishui said solemnly.

"Okay, I accept the offer."

"But I will definitely win."

Strong confidence rose in Itachi's eyes.

"Another point."

Zhishui suddenly relaxed.

"No matter what happens in the future, I will treat you as my own brother."

"So, if she really likes you, I will sincerely bless you both."

"But if, if she likes me..."

"I will also sincerely bless you."

"Our friendship never stops."

"I always treat you like a brother."

Itachi said, Zhishui was stunned for a moment, and then the two looked at each other and smiled.

"Well, if she knows, she must be very happy."