Chapter 22 - That's Not Something You Should Catch (3)
After 20 minutes of fierce battle, I finally caught it.
-Wow
-Wow
-??????????
-Is she really a beginner?
-This doesn’t make sense
-Wow
-She actually caught it lol
[‘RPG Lover’s 1,000,000 won mission has been completed!]
“…Like if you think HaYoo deserves the million won.”
-Like
-How is this possible?
-The feat of strength show is crazy lololol
-This is definitely nose-hacking lol
-Is this really her physical ability…
-Black Souls -Complete-
-Good job
-Dislike
-Was that even possible to catch??
-Now let’s play Galaxy War, streamer
-Get rid of the Galaxy War bugs
-“K-eldest daughter is strong”
-Wasn’t that not meant to be caught?
The thumb resting on the spacebar is screaming.
Maybe because the character rolled around so much like a sloth, I even had the illusion that the world looked dizzy.
It feels like calculus has built up tremendously in my body.
That’s understandable.
Dodging attacks that would instantly kill if hit even once, and counterattacking in the gaps. I repeated this action about a hundred times.
Moreover, the difficulty was even higher because I had to clear it while acting like a naive beginner and throwing humorous streaming comments as a streamer.
Even in the last 3rd phase, I forgot what the creature’s patterns were, feeling like I was walking on thin ice that could collapse at any moment.
I declared,
“HaYoo wants to quit this game.”
-?
-?
-Is it money collection time again
-She’s asking for money
-Bros~ Pat pat me~
-“Feat of strength show over”
-What is this bitch saying?
“No, f*ck. Does it make sense for a tutorial boss to be this difficult? Then how strong is the next boss?”
‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-No, teacher.. That’s not something you should catch..
“What are you talking about? Its health is decreasing because it’s meant to be caught, right?”
‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-Well.. that.. You’re right but.. Ah lol I don’t know lol
“Anyway, HaYoo gives up the challenge here. I don’t like such perverted games that drain people’s blood.”
-Uh, don’t do that
-Shoot quickly, likable nicknames
-Even if you can’t eat it, go lol
-WTF
-Ok let’s play Galaxy War
-Get rid of the Galaxy War bugs, f*ck
Then the sound of brass instruments rang out.
‘Daddy Bird’ donated 100,000 won!
-10 for each boss you catch
I answered with a smile.
“I won’t give up.”
I moved forward to continue. As I climbed up the slope, there was a stone building that looked like it would crumble if I flicked it with my finger.
It was a shrine.
Entering inside, some NPCs were warming themselves by the fire with empty eyes as if their souls had died.
“These bastards are all fire-gazing. HaYoo will rest here for 3 minutes too.”
‘BlackMaGallumer’ donated 1,000 won!
-The Black Ma Gallery welcomes our new gallery master HaYoo^^
I reacted coolly, pretending not to know.
“Wow, there’s a Black Souls gallery too? Should I go explore it while resting?”
Black Souls Minor Gallery. It was a community I owed a lot to in my previous life.
A place where all kinds of information and tips about Black Souls were gathered. However, now, since it hadn’t been long since the release, there were no notable walkthrough guides or tips at all.
There was no constructive dialogue at all…
It was all just talk about me.
[Black Souls Minor Gallery]
-Why is HaYoo so good? lol [2]
-It’s chilling how she dodges all the Prince’s off-beat patterns [3]
-Is Black Souls becoming a popular game now??
-Drawing 100,000 viewers with a sh*t game at dawn ㄷㄷ
-Like if you think Blue Hair << is just overhyped [14]
-Seeing her clear the Prince, she’ll probably breeze through to the Demon while picking her nose
-The chilling thing about HaYoo is that she’s a complete newbie who just started Steam today
-(Video) Wow lol This is hopeless, trying the Prince for the 15th time.mp4 [8]
-Like if you’re seeing the Prince’s 3rd phase for the first time [1]
-Blue Hair “I’m going in to snipe HaYoo as a dark spirit” [17]
-I counted earlier and the Prince had 40 patterns lol Aren’t the developers crazy perverted bastards?
“Hey, why is it all talk about me?”
Then one report came in.
‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-Hey streamer, look at the gallery management history there f*ck
“Gallery management history?”
When I clicked on it, well,
It was colorful in many ways.
Nickname(IP): ㅇㅇ(27.100)
Post: I really want to f*ck HaYoo
Reason: Obscenity
Ban period: 30 days
Nickname(IP): ㅇㅇ(125.133)
Post: I want to spank that f*cking bitch’s ass every time she catches a boss
Reason: Obscenity
Ban period: 30 days
Nickname(IP): ㅇㅇ(222.117)
Post: HaYoo’s mom popped out 10 kids so HaYoo would probably pop out about 7 too
Reason: Obscenity
Ban period: 30 days
The chat window suddenly became solemn.
-Um
-Hmm..
-Let’s sue them all and suck up that sweet settlement money
-The level of kids playing Japanese games wwww
-Let’s sue them, sensei
-Let’s play Galaxy War fck
-God-laxy War >>> Sht Souls
“Nah, what lawsuit? I can’t be loved by everyone, right? But please refrain from insults related to family.”
I pretended not to care, but I was really bothered inside. Especially the slander about family.
It’s an inevitable tag that follows when you become famous. I know it, I understand it fully, but still.
It’s really tough.
“So what should I do now?”
I deliberately changed the subject.
‘RPG Lover’ donated 1,000 won!
-Let’s kill the traitors in advance
“There are traitors? Who?”
‘RPG Lover’ donated 1,000 won!
-The blacksmith, the shop granny, and the fire keeper
“…Really?”
-You close-mouthed bastard, do it in moderation
-It’s getting…
-You really shouldn’t kill them
-Lololol what a vicious bastard for real
-Ah you donation-sucker bitch, you bastard who wants to fight, just get lost and stop blabbering
I know well.
If you kill the blacksmith, you can’t upgrade weapons, if you kill the handmaid granny, you can’t buy items, and if you kill the fire keeper, you can’t level up.
It’s practically suicide.
But…
I’m a veteran, right?
Let’s think positively for once.
A game famous for its extremely vicious difficulty, cleared by a beginner, at level 1, without upgrades?
It would score a hundred points for topicality.
Alright. This is the scenario we’re going with.
I started slashing as if I had become a crazy woman who heard the voice of God.
“Hey, old lady. Traitors get summary execution.”
I mercilessly cut down the handmaid granny sitting next to the quiet carbide lamp.
“Grandpa. You hit with iron or a hammer, why are you hitting the back of people’s heads?”
The blacksmith who was hammering over the flickering flames, too.
“Sister. You betray me with such a pretty face? You dare, me?”
The fire keeper guarding the bonfire, too.
I cut them all down.
-Ah
-No
-Content fcked
-This bitch’s broadcast sometimes really pisses me off
-Fcking thin-skinned
-Destruction because of one viewer lol
-I really want to beat the sh*t out of this bastard
-Sword dance instinct ON
Now I could no longer level up, buy items, or upgrade weapons.
A level 1 life.
However, the greater the twist, the higher the dopamine levels rise.
“Ah, f*ck! You’re kidding me? Ah, I’m really going crazy. It’s okay, it’s okay. Worrying about HaYoo is the most foolish thing in the world, pfft.”
Yeah. I’ll clear this game at level 1 for you.
I moved to the first area through the bonfire.
Lothric Castle.
The sky is gloomy as if musty moss has covered the world. Human bones are messily hung on the watchtower, and the sharply stretched bare branches made the surroundings desolate.
However, there was no time to be immersed in appreciation.
I slowly cut down the poor souls wandering around with their thoughts stopped.
“All those who block my path shall die!”
Then an eerie sound was heard.
[Dark spirit Parangmo2 has invaded your world.]
I sigh. There are always guys like this. Guys with a rebellious streak trying to ruin the broadcast.
But the nickname was very familiar.
Blue Hair.
He was someone I knew well from my previous life.
I whined while playing dumb.
“What’s a dark spirit? Is it like an invader? Should I kill him too?”
Blue Hair, covered in blood, appeared in front of me. He suddenly made a provocative gesture towards me.
In
Among them, there were rude gestures that should never be used.
Especially, the gesture of pointing at the ground with a finger.
It was an aggressive message meaning ‘You’re below me, so crawl on the ground’.
“Huh, is this bastard provoking me now? I should kill him quickly.”
-Blue Hair’s personality lol
-He came crawling on an alt account;;
-Why are flies always swarming around this guy lol
-That’s why he’s hated
-He probably can’t win
-Isn’t PVP a bit tough
-Attention-seeking bastard lololol
-He came to put his spoon in
-Get lost, boring bastard
The opponent is a knight armored all over like a beetle. Blue Hair.
On the other hand, I’m just a woman with nothing but a loincloth.
…No, no.
A veteran who poured 10,000 hours in the previous life. HaYoo.
“Guys. How do you parry again?”
‘Daddy Bird’ donated 1,000 won!
-Shift
“Shift? Got it. You’re dead meat.”
There’s an eternal truth in any game.
The more time you pour in, the more your skills improve.
Clang-!
The crisp sound of shield and sword clashing was heard. I deflected Blue Hair’s 2nd sword strike, which he swung recklessly, with my shield.
Blue Hair staggered, losing his balance.
Not missing that gap, I viciously thrust my blade into Blue Hair’s abdomen.
I mockingly cut off Blue Hair’s breath as he rolled around trying to escape with thread-like blood.
“Is he really good? It’s not much… Ah, before you go, eat this and get lost.”
I returned the same gesture. The gesture of pointing my finger down at Blue Hair’s disappearing corpse.
“You, f*cking suck. Quit.”
-Lolololololololol
-This is so funny lolololol
-The idiot got wrecked while showing off
-But seriously, why is this bitch so good
“Guys. Is this person famous?”
-No, he’s an idiot
-He’s super hated lol
-He’s a bastard who says he’ll be the first to clear Black Souls
“…Ah. He says he’ll be the first to clear this game?”
I remembered Blue Hair from my previous life.
The guy who would be the first to clear
Later, he would fall into the abyss after being involved in a scam coin gate,
That shameless criminal bastard.
“Everyone, do you believe in HaYoo?”
-Believe what?
-Here we go again with the crazy antics
-Cocky and triumphant after beating a hated person
-Just progress with the game, Han lol
-Don’t know?
If there’s a flower that needs to be nipped in the bud, wouldn’t it be better if I did it?
I said,
“I’ll try to be the first to clear Black Souls.”