Chapter 102 - Fake Acting and True Affection
Chapter 102 Fake Acting and True Affection
Long Fei slowly turned around to Hao Ning and the others, and then the worried look on his face suddenly turned into loud laughter, “Ha-ha-ha, I’m finally free! I don’t need to listen to him buzzing in my ears. I don’t need to hand over wrenches for him every day! ”
“Err …” Zhou Yuan gawked at Long Fei’s quick change in his mood, and asked Hao Ning in shock, “is this guy insane?”
“No, he’s just totally relaxed.” Hao Ning sighed. The poor dragon was captured by Avalokiteshvara and had been under Zhang Quan’s supervision. Now that Zhang Quan had “gone”, so he was beside himself with joy.
“Well,” Long Fei grabbed Liu Shuai’s hand excitedly and shook it with all his might. The anger on Liu Shuai’s face had not dissipated when he shook his body. Long Fei asked, “are you guys still recruiting? Do you need more guys? ”
“Recruiting? What do you mean? ” Liu Shuai was confused, and his body trembled up and down with Long Fei’s movements, “hey, stop shaking me. Calm down!”
“Are you still recruiting programmers? Do you think I can do the work? ” Long Fei could not help but be happy as he winked at Qili.
“What?” Before Liu Shuai spoke, both Hao Ning and Zhou Yuan’s eyes were wide open, “can you write programs?”
“You don’t believe me?” Long Fei was a little unhappy since his ability was questioned, “your work could not be simpler, okay?”
“Don’t look down on him,” Qili said with a smile, “Li Long Fei is a nuclear physics doctor at Qingbei University. Programming is a piece of cake for him.”
“Really?” Liu Shuai drew back his hand immediately and examined Long Fei from his head to toe as if it were the first day he had known her. Back then, the black dragon didn’t mention that he went to a college. However, since Zhang Chi Hang was a master from the Ivy League colleges, it was nothing weird that Long Fei was a PhD at a Chinese university. It was just that Qingbei University was the most outstanding university in the country. Liu Shuai didn’t think that Long Fei, who once drove a crappy car, would have such great capabilities.
Hearing Qili’s words, Long Fei smiled and looked at him with a red face. He was as happy as a flower, “Keep it low key.”
“You can only cheat those little kids,” Hao Ning said as he rolled his eyes at Qili. “Why didn’t you tell us earlier that you have a PhD? Moreover, if you have a PhD in nuclear physics, there must be lots of famous companies sending offers to you. Think of the crappy car you drove to carry us. A doctor won’t drive that kind of car no matter what kind of job he gets.”
“Well…” Long Fei rubbed his hands and replied embarrassedly, “my knowledge is real, and my diploma is also real. It’s just that I use someone else’s identity … Yep, I use another one’s ID card…”
“What? Another person’s ID card?” Liu Shuai and Hao Ning were stunned, then understood, “that makes sense. We never heard of a dragon god with an ID card.”
“That’s right,” Long Fei said as he reminisced with a worried look on his face, “I have no identity, no diploma, but I have a PhD’s capability of making a nuclear bomb. However, it ends that I cannot even sell boiled eggs. Otherwise, I would not look for animal spirits in a plane to eat in a thunderstorm. Alas, I am a poor guy! I am always lonely and helpless.” Long Fei started to wipe his tears as he said that. After wiping for a while, he realized that there were no tears at all. While the others were not paying attention, he reached out a finger and pointed to his eyes. Streams of water came out of the eyes as if he burst into tears.
“Wow, he is a movie emperor! Tears come just like that! Even Angelababy (an actress) will envy you!” Seeing Long Fei casting a technique on the spot, Hao Ning did not say it aloud but laughed in his heart, “If her acting were as good as yours, she would not need a tear-provoking device. Her acting skills would at least increase by one Everest.”
“Stop, stop, stop!” Liu Shuai could not bear to see Long Fei putting on an act like this. However, since Long Fei had helped him a lot, he asked, “What do you want?”
“Alas, Master Zhang Quan did not want me anymore …” Long Fei continued to speak bitterly, “you ask me what I want? I’m miserable, lonely and helpless …”
All of them were good at playing tricks! Hao Ning felt that was funny. He couldn’t help but say, “fine. I’ll ask Xiao Hong to make you go back to Zhang Chi Hang’s place. He’s busy right now.” As he said that, he started to imagine the scene in which Long Fei brought a bunch of models to worship that smoky “P”.
“Ah? No!” Long Fei was shocked and waved his hand immediately. He even forgot to go on acting, and flattered Liu Shuai, “I will be satisfied if the great god Liu could give me a job and pay me my salary.”
“Damn, I’m not a god …” Liu Shuai, who was called the great god by a dragon god, thought carefully and frowned, “even if I am willing to recruit you as an employee, the personnel department will not agree if you do not have a diploma and identity card.”
“That’s easy,” Zhou Yuan walked forward and laughed. “You need some proof, right?” As he said that, he took out a crumpled napkin, on which there was still some leftovers from his mouth, which was so disgusting that Hao Ning moved two steps to the side.
Zhou Yuan completely ignored Hao Ning’s disdain and asked Long Fei with a smile, “tell me, what kind of proof do you want? A PhD diploma of nuclear physics at Qingbei University?”
“Hmm? No, no, no,” Long Fei froze and then waved his hands. “It’s hard to find a job if I have such a high degree. Undergraduate is just fine. Don’t make it PhD.” After saying that, Long Fei thought about it again, “don’t mention Qingbei University. It’s too eye-catching.”
“OK,” Zhou Yuan said to himself. “Then, let’s make you the undergraduate in computer science at Northwest Industrial University. It is well suited to your position. You don’t have an ID card, do you? You must not have chosen date of birth yet. How about the year 1992?” He tore open the napkin and blew into it with a “pu” sound. Immediately, an ID card and a graduation certificate appeared in his hand.
“Jesus!” Hao Ning took it and touched it carefully, then he looked at Zhou Yuan with an expression of surprise, “Did you make the fake certificates?”
“Dame!” Zhou Yuan said seriously as if he had been insulted, “you can verify them in any government office. If they tell you the certificates are fake, I’ll change my surname to that of the first Chinese prime minister!”
“Are you sure?” Long Fei’s face was full of worship, “how dare you make such a serious oath!”
“Don’t trust him,” Hao Ning was angry but then happy. “The first Chinese prime minister is surnamed Zhou!”
“Hahaha, you should not have exposed it,” Zhou Yuan laughed, “but the certificates have no problem.”
“No problem?” Hao Ning said as he pushed the two certificates back into Zhou Yuan’s hands, “Do you think there will be no problem?”
“Hey, I don’t like your way of speech,” Long Fei took the “fake” diploma from Zhou Yuan and muttered to himself as he watched. “My professional knowledge is real. I went to a college, and my thesis defense was the top one. Even if this diploma is fake, there is some true part in it— compared to those who have real ID cards and real diplomas but skip classes every day to sleep in the dorm, or those who play video games for four years and earn a so-called real diploma. My ‘fake true’ is more useful, isn’t it?”
Long Fei’s words made everyone speechless. They knew that the phenomena that Long Fei was talking about were not rare to see.
“What a ‘fake true’ and ‘true fake’!” Zhou Yuan clapped his hands and laughed, “you can rest assured. The two certificates have no problem. I am good at it.”
“Good at what? Faking certificates? ” Hao Ning raised his head, not willing to further investigate the previous question, and joked, “was your phone number stuck on the telegraph poles?”
“Damn you.” Zhou Yuan laughed and punched Hao Ning, “Its fake, kindness and beauty. I am the No.1 Moment God on the Internet. The ‘fake true” certificates I made has been spreading on the Internet the moment I started making them. There won’t be any problems! ”
“There is a problem!” Long Fei took his ID card and looked at it carefully, and frowned.
“Hmm?” Zhou Yuan took it immediately and checked it for a long time, “what’s the problem? The material and the luster are excellent.”
“Well,” Long Fei rubbed his hands as he blushed. He said with an embarrassed smile, “it’s about the date of birth you chose for me. I calculated with my fingers just now. It is a Virgo. Could you please…”
“Damn it. Don’t smear Virgo!” Zhou Yuan’s face turned red, and he passed the ID card to Long Fei. Then he took a big step forward and ignored him.
“Hey, brother, don’t walk too fast. I didn’t mean to smear Virgo,” Long Fei chased after him with a face full of flattery. He begged Zhou Yuan, “I don’t want to be a Virgo. Please … We are all gods. Show some mercy.”
Zhou Yuan scolded without turning his head, “you still know you’re a god? You’re a traditional Chinese dragon god! How could you believe in those weird things from foreign countries?”
The others laughed carelessly and followed them. Hao Ning was a step slower, but he saw a lonely look flash past Liu Shuai’ eyes.
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“Parents who love their children will make them far-reaching plans.” A figure appeared in the conference room and spoke to Zhang Quan who was looking out of the window, “brother Zhang Quan, you’ve racked your brains for him.”
“You’re here?” Zhang Quan did not turn back, but there was not a single trace of anger on his face. After hearing the voice, he laughed, “What can I do for him?”
The figure became more and more evident. It was Zhang Chi Hang. “You deliberately tried to find out what your son and the others were thinking. Now you know that they only want to be ordinary people, and do not have any intention of pursuing secrets. You should be at ease now.”
“You … In this life, I don’t have a son. “Zhang Quan turned his head to look at Zhang Chi Hang. He originally wanted to refute, but he did not. Instead, he shook his head and sighed, “What Blessed Immortal! Being safe is the best thing.”
“Everyone makes a choice and has to take the consequences. You don’t have to bear anything for him. Moreover,” Zhang Chi Hang said to Zhang Quan,” do you know what you’re looking for? Are you sure you want to keep going?
“Protect him for me.” Zhang Quan did not answer directly, “and Li Xiao Hua.”
“They’ve got a black dragon, right?” Zhang Chi Hang neither agreed nor disagreed. He stretched out his hand, and a glass of water appeared in it, with a few green bamboo leaves floating on the water.
“He’s not capable enough.” Zhang Quan shook his head. After that, he took a big step and disappeared.
Zhang Chi Hang sighed, and talked to himself in the air, “Whether you say it or not, I have to protect them, but even if we put out efforts, how long can we protect them?”
Zhang Chi Hang placed the green bamboo leaves water on the table and disappeared.